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[detective_slate]

Hello brave new world! (scribble marks ensue for half the page)

Can you read this Doc? THIS?

(some more scribbling)

Haha! So this magical journal can only be read by me. This sounds... suspicious.

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[eternal_land]

Would everyone please calm down?

[detective_slate]

Oh come on.

How many of you people are there?

[eternal_land]

I'm not dead, before you even say it.

[detective_slate]

I gotta stop eating at that new restaurant in town. The food is doing stuff to my mind...

[eternal_land]

To put it simply, we have been sent into another world from our own.

You are not mad. At least, one hopes you are not. [Illegible.]

[detective_slate]

Another world, huh.

So that broad brought me here. Is that what you're saying?

[eternal_land]

Yes.

[detective_slate]

Aha!

So all we gotta do is find her, get back home, and get my old office back. Not a problem.

[eternal_land]

If only it were that simple. [Illegible.]

So you understand that, yes, none of us are dead?

[detective_slate]

Well. Except that one guy that kept insulting me. Apparently he thinks he's dead.

[eternal_land]

Ah, yes.

This place can also bring back the dead.

[detective_slate]

Zombies, psycho broads, and talking journals.

I think I've hit the jackpot!

[wha_huh]

...S-Sorry, Sasarai...maybe I got a little worked up...

I'm NOT dead! (Legible if you squint)

[eternal_land]

That's right. Neither you or Saris are dead, Viki.

[wha_huh]

...O-Okay...that's good to know...I didn't think I was, but...oh, that is a relief to know, though!

[eternal_land]

Is Saris calming down too?