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[detective_slate]

Hello brave new world! (scribble marks ensue for half the page)

Can you read this Doc? THIS?

(some more scribbling)

Haha! So this magical journal can only be read by me. This sounds... suspicious.

Comments

[diehotirondie]

HEY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S UP?????????????????????????????????????

[detective_slate]

Hi? Again?

[diehotirondie]

HOW ARE YOU DOING???????????????????????????? WHAT'S YOUR NAME???????????????????? I'M PEGGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[detective_slate]

I don't (scribbles)

I don't think I should give my name out to mysterious books.

[diehotirondie]

I'M NOT A BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A LIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[detective_slate]

Obviously.

[diehotirondie]

OH, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY AM A LIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRITING IN MY OWN BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A MEMBER OF THE LIZARD CLAN OF THE GRASSLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF US, THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!! BUT YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE I'M THE GREATEST WARRIOR-BLACKSMITH OF THE LIZARD CLAN!!!!!!!!!!! I MERCILESSLY HAMMER ON WEAPONS, BEATING THE VERY LIFE OUT OF THEM, TEACHING THEM FEAR, FEAR OF ME, UNTIL THEY BECOME THE GREATEST WEAPONS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOES THE NAME 'PEGGI' RING ANY BELLS NOW?????????????????????

[detective_slate]

Oh, so this is your book. You want it back?

[diehotirondie]

NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M WRITING IN MY OWN BOOK AND IT'S APPEARING IN YOUR BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE BOTH HAVE BOOKS, BUT ONLY THE ONE I'M WRITING IN IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[detective_slate]

Writing doesn't work that way.

I think.

[diehotirondie]

SURE IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE BOOKS ARE MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE JOURNALS ARE CONNECTED LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE ARE A LOT OF JOURNALS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHAT YEAR IS IT???????????????? ODD QUESTION I KNOW, BUT HUMOUR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[detective_slate]

What year is it?

Oh, I see. You wouldn't know what year it is with your... condition and all.

[diehotirondie]

CONDITION????????????????????????

[detective_slate]

Well. Uh.

You're dead I'm sorry.

[diehotirondie]

...........

NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[detective_slate]

It's the only explanation.