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[true_stud_rune]

[Filter: Locked against the bad guys]
Whew! I'm tuckered out.

Don't get me wrong. If anyone wants to totally get freaky with me---girls, I mean---I could still rev it up for several hours if not all night long.But my point is, I've been awesomely training. My skills are easily on par with the best of swordsmen by now. In fact, I could probably

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[eternal_land]

[Simplified handwriting, though less than usual as of late.]

Awesomely training?

[true_stud_rune]

Uh, yeah. Isn't it obvious? I mean, what other kinds of training are there, when I'm involved?

who [scribbled away]

[eternal_land]

[Same old, you get the picture.]

Hm, there could be other kinds, I suppose.

[true_stud_rune]

Trust me here. If you could see me in action, you'd probably faint from the excitement.

[eternal_land]

[Again, just assume the rest of this is in the previously-described handwriting, I'm tired of writing disclaimers.]

Now would I?

[true_stud_rune]

Hehehehe, yeah. I don't mean to sound immodest, but these days I'm really something to behold.

I've been working really hard lately.

[eternal_land]

Really? It must be exhausting.

[true_stud_rune]

Oh, yeah, it is, but... you know. I'm not without stamina. Heh.

When you've been through as much as I have---unscathed I might add---you learn a thing or two about... pacing yourself. If you get my meaning.

[eternal_land]

Good God. [Illegible.]

I'm afraid not.

[true_stud_rune]

Oh, you don't? Gosh, don't make me explain it! I'd start blushing, I swear it! I'd be all vulnerable and cute and possibly even irresistable. I'm sorry, I'm just that sensitive kind of guy. Hahaha, isn't it embarrassing?

But seriously. You know what I mean.

[eternal_land]

I see, Sheena.

[true_stud_rune]

Uhhh, good. I'm glad you see. So now that you know what it's all about... I don't suppose you're in the neighborhood? I can be a real fun guy to... spend some time with.

[eternal_land]

That would depend on where you are.

[true_stud_rune]

Well, uh, if you can read my message, baby, you should know where I'm at. It's real covert and dangerously sexy.

[Filter: Writer]
It's important I lay low, lest certain parties learn of things they shouldn't. That said, I should be real easy to find, babycakes. I'm the hunkiest guy in the tavern.

[eternal_land]

The problem is, I don't know which city that's in.

[true_stud_rune]

Well, uh, that's easily remedied, hotcakes. Tell me your name and I'll tell you what city. We can play a sexy guessing game.

Maybe tell me what you're wearing too?