Letters to Santa
No matter what, I keep being naughty... I had one that was like -6,000 points. Taken from reimei_no_hime
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month pillowchii and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In October I broke mishoku's X-Box (-12 points). In June I bought porn for uzumakisama (-10 points). Last Friday I helped kumikoru hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-244 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shukuchan
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I broke mrsdud's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Thursday I helped circleofpaper across the street (6 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1032 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
shukuchan
After 7 letters, I finally got to be nice.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I gave rosecoma a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September I set crazeyhaley's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I stole razieh's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (614 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
shukuchan
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month pillowchii and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In October I broke mishoku's X-Box (-12 points). In June I bought porn for uzumakisama (-10 points). Last Friday I helped kumikoru hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-244 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shukuchan
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I broke mrsdud's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Thursday I helped circleofpaper across the street (6 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1032 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
shukuchan
After 7 letters, I finally got to be nice.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I gave rosecoma a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September I set crazeyhaley's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I stole razieh's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (614 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
shukuchan