I'm not going to be in work tonight. Last night's shift on the fire floor was rather too much. I am tender and bruised in so many unexpected places. Dear god, those women. Like piranas with legs and intellect.They tore my fly! Any complaints about my absence, just take them to Oshitari.
Screened to An
An, may I beg a favor of you. A very, very discrete favor?
(ooc: Oishi got his first foray into the fire floor last night, all innocent. Alas, Oshitari had primed the floor with a note about Oshitari reading 'ask me about my massive horn and my big blue balls', which technically meant a bassoon and Oishi's personalized bowling equipment, but the girls rather got carried away and misread it. Shenanigans ensued.)