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[shuichiro_o]

I found this weird thing lying in the hallway just now. Anyway, I picked it up incase someone trod on it and broke it or hurt themselves. It looks like some kind of duck whistle or something. Does anyone know what it is or who it might belong to?

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[invented_cool]

...Run for your life, Oishi-kun. Someone's done a terrible thing.

[shuichiro_o]

Huh, what? D:

[invented_cool]

A terrible evil has befallen this building. That tool? An instrument of horror. It will rain death and destruction wherever it goes. And even if disposed of-burned, doused with holy water, hacked to mere splinters-it will return. It will return with a horrible vengeance.

[shuichiro_o]

uh... It seems pretty harmles. I tried tootling it. It makes duck noises.

[invented_cool]

You fool! That is how it operates! Run for your life!

For someone, in this hallway...has made a terrible mistake.

[shuichiro_o]

I think i'll just give it to Sakuno. She handles lost and found right?

You just stay right there and take some deep breaths. Maybe find a paper bag or something.

[invented_cool]

This is pure evil, Oishi-kun. Would you give pure evil to Sakuno-san?

[shuichiro_o]

It's a little bamboo whistle; no demonic symbols, I promise. I've had it in my pocket all day and nothing's happened.

[invented_cool]

It is not a little bamboo whistle. Ah, if only I were as young and naive as you, I wouldn't know that it is a vital component to evil.

You see, dear Oishi-kun. That is a reed. And its presence means that someone.

Somewhere.

is playing

THE BASSOON.

[shuichiro_o]

I really don't know what to say Oshitari-san...

Screened to Oshitari

I guess if you're worried about gonorrhea I know a doctor you could talk to?

[invented_cool]

Destroy it! Destroy it before it's too late!

Screened to Oishi

....I do not, am not, nor will be worried about gonorrhea. What gave you that idea?

[shuichiro_o]

I can't destroy it! It's not mine!

Screened to Oshitari

Oh.. err, that video you posted just kept showing up nothing but a picture of a green thing and the word 'gonorrhea'.

[invented_cool]

You can do it! The Power of Christ Compels You!

Screened to Oishi

Look at the title. It's a misheard lyric to English speakers.

[shuichiro_o]

Oshitari, I'm not destroying someone else's property for no good reason.

Screened to Oshitari

Oh gosh! Sorry! I couldn't make head nor tails of the title; my English is really appalling these days.

[invented_cool]

When the world is destroyed, Oishi-kun, it is on your head.

[shuichiro_o]

Aww, come on. Now you're just exaggerating.

Right?

You are, right?