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So, yeah, yesterday I saw RoTK. Awesome, awesome movie, I can't say enough. Actually, I can't say anything cuz I don't want to ruin it for everyone. So go see it! I also gave blood yesterday. BAD IDEA! I passed out right at the donut and orange juice table and was out for a few minutes. I don't plan on doing that again. Anyway, here's a better story!
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young JANITOR named WALTER. He was RAPIDLY JOGGING in the STRETCHY forest when he met YELLOW JACK, a run-away DRAGON SLAYER from the LARGE Queen ARABIA.
WALTER could see that YELLOW JACK was hungry so he reached into his MAGIC BOX and give him his SPARKLEY TANGERINE. YELLOW JACK was thankful for WALTER's TANGERINE, so he told WALTER a very WET story about Queen ARABIA's daughter POOKIE. How her mother, the LARGE Queen ARABIA, kept her locked away in a SHACK protected by a gigantic DUCK, because POOKIE was so TASTY.
WALTER SOARED. He vowed to YELLOW JACK the DRAGON SLAYER that he would save the TASTY POOKIE. He would STRIP the DUCK, and take POOKIE far away from her eveil mother, the LARGE Queen ARABIA, and SMELL her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a FLUFFY EARTHQUAKE and YELLOW JACK the DRAGON SLAYER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DUCK from his story. LARGE Queen ARABIA STALKED out from behind a TEDDYBEAR and struck WALTER dead. In the far off SHACK you could hear a POP.
THE END.
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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young JANITOR named WALTER. He was RAPIDLY JOGGING in the STRETCHY forest when he met YELLOW JACK, a run-away DRAGON SLAYER from the LARGE Queen ARABIA.
WALTER could see that YELLOW JACK was hungry so he reached into his MAGIC BOX and give him his SPARKLEY TANGERINE. YELLOW JACK was thankful for WALTER's TANGERINE, so he told WALTER a very WET story about Queen ARABIA's daughter POOKIE. How her mother, the LARGE Queen ARABIA, kept her locked away in a SHACK protected by a gigantic DUCK, because POOKIE was so TASTY.
WALTER SOARED. He vowed to YELLOW JACK the DRAGON SLAYER that he would save the TASTY POOKIE. He would STRIP the DUCK, and take POOKIE far away from her eveil mother, the LARGE Queen ARABIA, and SMELL her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a FLUFFY EARTHQUAKE and YELLOW JACK the DRAGON SLAYER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DUCK from his story. LARGE Queen ARABIA STALKED out from behind a TEDDYBEAR and struck WALTER dead. In the far off SHACK you could hear a POP.
THE END.
Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com