PANORMOUS!
A SURVEY whilst I wait for my mother to finish in the bathroom so I can get ready for bed. That's right: She's getting ready for work as I get ready for bed.
First, thugh, let me tell you about this movie I watched earlier: It was called Johns, and it starred David Arquette as a hustler in LA. The first john he met up with was Johnny C, Dr. Cox on Scrubs. Johnny C played some film producer-type guy in a fancy convertible. He picks up David Arquette, who's just had his shoes stolen off his feet, and parks behind a convenience store. At Johnny C's signal, Arquette sticks a condom in his mouth and leans over Johnny C's lap--cut to shot of Johnny C's face contorting with pleasure.
This all happened in the first 10 minutes of the film, and that was enough to satisfy my mocking needs, so I dunno what happened after that. That was lucky, though, because sometimes you'll put on a movie that sounds PERFECT for mocking, and then it's just DULL for too long, and you get bored before anything funny happens. Now on with the survey.
Do you have feelings for anyone right now?
in a manner of speaking, yes
Would you ever tattoo a boy's/girl's name on you?
not YOURS
What's bothering you right now?
dry contact lenses
Would you ever take back any of your exes?
n/a, yo
Do you know the last person you were in a car with other than family?
i think it was like 3 weeks ago, for about 2 minutes...yeah i don't go too many places in cars when i'm in the city.
Is there a night you would like to put on repeat, and live it forever?
eh.
Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
oooh yes
What kind of mood are you in?
normal?
Do you say sorry first?
i had to read this like 10 times before i understood what i think is being asked. i'm still not certain enough to answer.
Were you up at 10pm last night?
who isn't up at 10 p.m. past the age of 6?
Are you a forgiving person?
i think i am becoming more and more this way
What are you wearing tomorrow?
probably these pajamas.
How many months until your birthday?
7 or 8. and i yelled to cabbie, yo, home, smell ya later!
Can you sleep in jeans?
yeah, it doesn't make a huge difference to me.
Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
in some ways
What do you want right now?
to take these contacts outta my face. AND for puppy to come over here and hop up in my bed.
Think of the last time someone stayed at your house, where is that person?
i guess the closest i can get is when cait stays my apartment, and currently, she is on the other side of the wall.
Who was the last thing/person you took a picture with?
oooh god. i don't remember it happening, but it was with a kid i do not even know.
One thing you're looking forward to?
uh. nothing.
Where is the next place you will travel to?
i have no travel plans for the foreseeable future.
Who is the last person who called you?
cait
What are you doing tomorrow?
sleeping. chilling with the pup.
Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
yes, i cannot tolerate it at all, actually.
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
yeah
What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
i assume you mean physically, so, hands/arms are always striking to me.
Were you happy when you woke up?
no i was not
Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
alone...i wake up too much with someone else in the bed.
Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
actually yes. glad you brought that up.
What color are your eyes?
brown. boring, boring brown.
Last female you slept in the same place with?
what? define 'place' or that is too hard to answer. my roommate and i sleep in the same 'place' every night, but then, defined differently, i could also say that michael phelps and i sleep in the same 'place.' i will go with the latter.
What were you doing at 7:00 this morning?
fucking sleeping
What is your brother's name?
mark edwin jr.
What color is your hairbrush?
the one i use mot often is silvery but it has a clear squishy handle.
What was the weather like today?
terrible. it tried to make my head explode from the pressure.
What is the next concert you're going to?
blue oyster cuuuuult!
Do you have a nickname?
yes
Do you like Ramen noodles?
i have not had ramen in...perhaps years.
What class do you have fun in almost every day?
sex class. i am going to miss dr. kraft!
What do you wear more, slacks, jeans or sweatpants?
jeans. slacks wtf. who says slacks.
Last band you listened to?
the blanks, ted's band on scrubs. iii want charles in charge of meeeee!
First, thugh, let me tell you about this movie I watched earlier: It was called Johns, and it starred David Arquette as a hustler in LA. The first john he met up with was Johnny C, Dr. Cox on Scrubs. Johnny C played some film producer-type guy in a fancy convertible. He picks up David Arquette, who's just had his shoes stolen off his feet, and parks behind a convenience store. At Johnny C's signal, Arquette sticks a condom in his mouth and leans over Johnny C's lap--cut to shot of Johnny C's face contorting with pleasure.
This all happened in the first 10 minutes of the film, and that was enough to satisfy my mocking needs, so I dunno what happened after that. That was lucky, though, because sometimes you'll put on a movie that sounds PERFECT for mocking, and then it's just DULL for too long, and you get bored before anything funny happens. Now on with the survey.
Do you have feelings for anyone right now?
in a manner of speaking, yes
Would you ever tattoo a boy's/girl's name on you?
not YOURS
What's bothering you right now?
dry contact lenses
Would you ever take back any of your exes?
n/a, yo
Do you know the last person you were in a car with other than family?
i think it was like 3 weeks ago, for about 2 minutes...yeah i don't go too many places in cars when i'm in the city.
Is there a night you would like to put on repeat, and live it forever?
eh.
Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
oooh yes
What kind of mood are you in?
normal?
Do you say sorry first?
i had to read this like 10 times before i understood what i think is being asked. i'm still not certain enough to answer.
Were you up at 10pm last night?
who isn't up at 10 p.m. past the age of 6?
Are you a forgiving person?
i think i am becoming more and more this way
What are you wearing tomorrow?
probably these pajamas.
How many months until your birthday?
7 or 8. and i yelled to cabbie, yo, home, smell ya later!
Can you sleep in jeans?
yeah, it doesn't make a huge difference to me.
Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
in some ways
What do you want right now?
to take these contacts outta my face. AND for puppy to come over here and hop up in my bed.
Think of the last time someone stayed at your house, where is that person?
i guess the closest i can get is when cait stays my apartment, and currently, she is on the other side of the wall.
Who was the last thing/person you took a picture with?
oooh god. i don't remember it happening, but it was with a kid i do not even know.
One thing you're looking forward to?
uh. nothing.
Where is the next place you will travel to?
i have no travel plans for the foreseeable future.
Who is the last person who called you?
cait
What are you doing tomorrow?
sleeping. chilling with the pup.
Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
yes, i cannot tolerate it at all, actually.
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
yeah
What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
i assume you mean physically, so, hands/arms are always striking to me.
Were you happy when you woke up?
no i was not
Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
alone...i wake up too much with someone else in the bed.
Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
actually yes. glad you brought that up.
What color are your eyes?
brown. boring, boring brown.
Last female you slept in the same place with?
what? define 'place' or that is too hard to answer. my roommate and i sleep in the same 'place' every night, but then, defined differently, i could also say that michael phelps and i sleep in the same 'place.' i will go with the latter.
What were you doing at 7:00 this morning?
fucking sleeping
What is your brother's name?
mark edwin jr.
What color is your hairbrush?
the one i use mot often is silvery but it has a clear squishy handle.
What was the weather like today?
terrible. it tried to make my head explode from the pressure.
What is the next concert you're going to?
blue oyster cuuuuult!
Do you have a nickname?
yes
Do you like Ramen noodles?
i have not had ramen in...perhaps years.
What class do you have fun in almost every day?
sex class. i am going to miss dr. kraft!
What do you wear more, slacks, jeans or sweatpants?
jeans. slacks wtf. who says slacks.
Last band you listened to?
the blanks, ted's band on scrubs. iii want charles in charge of meeeee!