Babysitting continues to consume my life...
This entire week = me babysitting nonstop. At least I'm getting money. And the cuteness I mentioned last time? It's disappearing by the day; alas, my theory that I dislike spending more than 20 minutes with any child is confirmed. Some interesting things I have been told by various children this week:
1) Child: You have a tatoo?
Me: Yes.
Child: Can I see it?
(I show child tatoo)
What's it called?
Me: Kokopelli. Do you like it.
(Child thinks for a few seconds)
Child: Well, I like the name but I don't like the tatoo. It looks like a blob.
Child: Ahhhh!
Me: What?!
Child: You're hurting me.....your legs are too hairy.
Sorry, I didn't realize that my legs needed to be cleanly shaven for 6 year olds.
Plz sir I want to go to Kripalu A-HO-RA!
So now I am completely exhausted, and hence will be spending my Friday night packing for yoga land and watching a movie (if I can make it), BUT tomorrow I'm going major shopping to waste all of the money I made.
P.S. Petey's birthday was special fun. I LOVE THE SISTERHOOD (Kelly, I do not want to see any badittude comments, understand???).
1) Child: You have a tatoo?
Me: Yes.
Child: Can I see it?
(I show child tatoo)
What's it called?
Me: Kokopelli. Do you like it.
(Child thinks for a few seconds)
Child: Well, I like the name but I don't like the tatoo. It looks like a blob.
Child: Ahhhh!
Me: What?!
Child: You're hurting me.....your legs are too hairy.
Sorry, I didn't realize that my legs needed to be cleanly shaven for 6 year olds.
Plz sir I want to go to Kripalu A-HO-RA!
So now I am completely exhausted, and hence will be spending my Friday night packing for yoga land and watching a movie (if I can make it), BUT tomorrow I'm going major shopping to waste all of the money I made.
P.S. Petey's birthday was special fun. I LOVE THE SISTERHOOD (Kelly, I do not want to see any badittude comments, understand???).