TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF "HO" YOU MIGHT BE OR HAVE ON YOUR HANDS?
well here it is like i promised. the second part of one of my recent posts. the first one was the 11 types of men.
this is for the men who want to know what kind of ho they have on their hands...hehehehe.
so here it is the
10. The Undercover Ho ~ This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly ho'ing around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend.
9. The Church Ho ~ Her hair and nails is always did. This ho be in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday thru Saturday nights of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the undercover ho.
8. High Class Ho ~ (This type of ho is as "The Glamor Ho"). This type of ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and shot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e. Source Awards). She tries to act like she's got class, but confuses regular English with ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.
7. Ole Ho ~ The Ole Ho used to be tight "in her day," and thinks she "still looks good for her age." She tries to wear all the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the honnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age.
6. Nasty Ho ~ This ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a 'tight body', and can be found working in a strip club.
5. Sneaky Ho ~ The Sneaky Ho cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man. Money, and other personal items "turn up missing" long after she's gone. She is always "dipped", and can never remember where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho aspires to be the "Undercover Ho", but has already made to many enemies by stealing.
4. Ghetto Ho ~ This ho is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing "baby daddies." She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her.
3. Stupid Ho ~ She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money. She complains about them to her friends (i.e. Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it.
2. Crazy Ho ~ This is a popular ho. although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her area of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from UNLISTED numbers, visiting the trifling man's (or other ho's) job, and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.
AND FINALLY...
1. The Stank Ho ~ This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. The Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer, and Jenny Jones. She has deluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has removed any amount of water or soap.
this is for the men who want to know what kind of ho they have on their hands...hehehehe.
so here it is the
10. The Undercover Ho ~ This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly ho'ing around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend.
9. The Church Ho ~ Her hair and nails is always did. This ho be in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday thru Saturday nights of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the undercover ho.
8. High Class Ho ~ (This type of ho is as "The Glamor Ho"). This type of ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and shot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e. Source Awards). She tries to act like she's got class, but confuses regular English with ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.
7. Ole Ho ~ The Ole Ho used to be tight "in her day," and thinks she "still looks good for her age." She tries to wear all the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the honnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age.
6. Nasty Ho ~ This ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a 'tight body', and can be found working in a strip club.
5. Sneaky Ho ~ The Sneaky Ho cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man. Money, and other personal items "turn up missing" long after she's gone. She is always "dipped", and can never remember where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho aspires to be the "Undercover Ho", but has already made to many enemies by stealing.
4. Ghetto Ho ~ This ho is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing "baby daddies." She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her.
3. Stupid Ho ~ She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money. She complains about them to her friends (i.e. Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it.
2. Crazy Ho ~ This is a popular ho. although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her area of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from UNLISTED numbers, visiting the trifling man's (or other ho's) job, and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.
AND FINALLY...
1. The Stank Ho ~ This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. The Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer, and Jenny Jones. She has deluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has removed any amount of water or soap.