this is about how to be a redneck

Dec 30, 2007 19:54

Okay-

First, you need to have some tobacco. Cigarettes, or a pipe. Check.

Then you need to have Neil Young blasting on the record player- Live Rust is a good album for this. Check.

Whiskey is another requirement. Some Old Overholt from Bardstown, goes down real smooth. Check.

Then you need to have a crossbow, preferably one that a relative sent you as a holiday gift. Check.

Then, you have to sit ON THE SOFA, in your living room, smoking tobacco, sipping whiskey & shooting your crossbow into a pile of boxes.

Check.

Happy New Year friends, by the way...
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