Aug 30, 2004 17:01
There WILL be a homocide tonight.
Tom fuckign SENT THE GODDAMN DESKTOP IN TO COMPAQ TO GET A NEW HARD DRIVE. He can't just buy a new one for 80 bucks no, since he spent 200 goddamn dollars a a motherfucking warranty, he's gonna get his goddamn money's worth. Which to a sane human being sound beyond reasonable. But to me, it's bullshit. Bull-fucking-shit. No fucking computer for a pie in the sky never gonna happen, best case scenario week. In reality? Its probably gonna be three. The fucker probably isnt even gonna send it off for a few days cuz it seems like he's so fucking retarded he can't remember how to take a shit or breathe. No WoW stress test for Evan. Yeah, forget that 15 bucks you decided to shell over to resubscribe to fileplanet Evan, the shit is gone. Kaput. Finito. Tom better fuckign give me that 15 bucks cuz as far as he's concerned, he can live without the desktop, the laptop does him fine, but I'm gonna be fucking without my primary source of happiness. Jesus christ and the timing was spot on too guys. It seriously can't get any better than this. I bet Half-life 2 will be out before I get it back with my fucking luck.
PS the first fuckign self-important asshole that comments on this motherfucking post saying that it does me better without it can shove it up their ass. Go waste someone else's time and find some other outlet to elevate your cocksucking self over another human being. Better yet, just go fucking kill yourself. This is not your life, they aren't your choices, back the fuck off, shut the fuck up, turn the fuck around.
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Whew, outta my system