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I saw Team America last night. Let me put it this way, if anyone, ANYONE who likes south park doubts whether or not they will enjoy this movie should reasses their appraisal of this goddamned hilarious and brilliant movie. Just the way you'd expect from Trey and Matt, every asshole in this country save for Bush and Kerry is duped in this movie, while simultaneously appalling tight-ass fuckers like Roger Friedman. Friedman is a correspondent for Foxnews.com, and based upon his review of this movie, the fucker needs to shut the fuck up and die. For christ's sake, he calls the stretch Lamborghini limo in the movie a DeLorean. Thats reason enough to gas the fucking moron. I honestly cannot understand how someone can be offended by a song about how everyone has AIDS. It's hilarious. Loosen the fuck up, assholes.
Like they say in the movie, there's three kinds of people in this world, pussies, dicks, and assholes. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes. And assholes just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their own way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole, is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when its not appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit they become assholes themselves. After all, they're only an inch and a half from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're gonna have our pussies and dicks all covered in shit.
So please, let's fuck those assholes, together.
Like they say in the movie, there's three kinds of people in this world, pussies, dicks, and assholes. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes. And assholes just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their own way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole, is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when its not appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit they become assholes themselves. After all, they're only an inch and a half from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're gonna have our pussies and dicks all covered in shit.
So please, let's fuck those assholes, together.