Aug 08, 2007 19:52
As I grow older I find that I like people less and less. Not individuals so much but society as a whole and their ability to leech onto something and ram it down our collective throats until we question how on earth did we carry on before?
What I speak of is something that crawled out of the Southwest and has blighted the land Old Testament style. I speak of the spice Chipotle, of course. This god awful substance now covers things that was once good. Hamburgers. Breakfast burritos. Chicken breasts. Now everything comes with Chipotle which I call the bastard child of barbeque sauce. I’ve tried the stuff. Ehh. Next, please. I hope this virus runs its course soon.