On the twelfth day of Christmas,
shroud1 sent to me...
Twelve crzydemonas drumming
Eleven bigtalls piping
Ten chillblogs a-leaping
Nine zymergists dancing
Eight grrms a-milking
Seven wyngdlyons a-swimming
Six jubelohs a-wargaming
Five ci-i-i-insangels
Four theblackaces
Three owls
Two pirates
...and a horror in a history.