Ditch Digger By Redneck Girlfriend

[shrooms_n_stars]

Do you ever think about me?
Do I ever stay through your mind?
Do you still dream about me?
Or am I just a waste of time

I told you that I loved you honey
And I wanna make an honest girl of you
We’ll sit around and have TV dinners
I like Salisbury steak how ‘bout you?

So I’m telling you honey
Well I ain’t got no money
I want you to love me for who I am
I might be dumb and I’m kind of a bum
But the world needs ditch diggers too.

Your momma said go find yourself a doctor
And your daddy said a lawyer would do
And I know I ain’t no college professor
But no one can love you like I do

So I’m looking through the papers for a good job
Maybe pumpin gas or shining shoes
Cause diggin holes ain’t bringn the dollars
Your folks say that aint good enough for you

So I’m telling you honey
You might think its funny
Lets laugh about these holes in my shoes
I might be dumb and I’m kind of a bum
But the world needs ditch diggers too.

Set that trailer down in the courtyard
And we’ll live off of food stamps and welfare
Just like white trash lazy people do
Well I told you that I loved you honey
And by-god I made an honest girl of you
And we’ll sit around and have TV dinners
I like Salisbury steak how ‘bout you?

So I’m telling you honey
I aint got no money
I want you to love me for who I am
I might be dumb and I’m kind of a bum
But the world needs ditch diggers too.