Far Out
Well okay sinse I have absolutely nothing to do besides watch cheezy 80s hair metal music videos and read about how you can get high off of poppy seeds on the internet, I'm gonna do something that will keep my mind buisy for a little bit: Write about drugs.
So this is about my first marijuana experience. Here we go. So, it's 7:00 in the morning and I finally got my mom to let me stay home. As soon as she's gone I whip up a tin foil pipe, shove it full of shit and go out on the deck. It's all fine and dandy. I'm havin' a hard time to light the stuff so I go inside and use a stove burner. Which works way better, only it melts the tinfoil which definatly makes it taste like shit. I finally inhale some. I tottally coughed up a lung there. I coughed and coughed and coughed and coughed. And by this time I'm real dissapointed because I'm not feelin' anything after like 4 tokes. This is bad. But then all of a sudden I sit down. And BAM! I try to sit up and I feel sorta parylized.
Well this whole time I had the Grateful Dead playing and holy crap. It starts to sound better and better. Soon I feel like I can almost pick out every instrument and feel every note. It's almost as if each note has it's own perfect pitch and a personality. I feel like dancing. And oh did I dance. I fely like I was dancing for someone. I don't know why but then I soon relize that Everything has a spirit and is watching me: the pillows, the couch, the T.V. Everything. I feel so happy and loved. Then I look at the wall in our living room. The paint on it seems to rearrange itself into a figure that looks like buddha. At that point I just feel like I am connected to everything. It's really an amazing feeling. I feel the need to go outside for a little bit. Only I didn't get very far. I made it to the front porch and that was it. You could say I got lost, confused and distracted when I desided to hop off the step instead of walk. Whoosh! Ifelt like I was jumping as high as the trees! I jump up and down for about 5 minutes then get tired and go back inside. With all the patterns/ visions forming around me, I decide that it would be a good idea to lay down on the living room floor and look pat the bumpy stuff they put on the cieling. It looks about 100 times higher than it usually is and instead of bumpy stuff it looks more like stars. and they're moving. I liked that part. It was just cool to watch.
During my comedown I feel real sleepy so I feel like watching T.V. I turn it on to Wayne's World. I dunno what it was about but there was HIPPIES and ok this is the thing that really tripped me out. JIM MORRISON. holy crap. Now I feel like jim is with me. this is way weird. and random. The guy that got me into drugs is trying to tell me he is with me. oh I feel it. then guess what?! DRUG YEARS is on! I'm serious. this is no coincidence. Drug years is never on. It is THE most psychedelic show on this planet that moves me to tears every time. I love it. Fuckin' trippy. Of course the I have to watch Regus and Kelly. Which is pretty funny when your high. Oh and did I mention I ate. I ate. I ate a lot. Especially cool whip, guacamole chips, chocolate, and anything I could get my hands on. Chocolate has never been so deliscious in all my life. It felt like I was being engulfed in its sweetness and texture. I could feel every tiny little molecule of chocolate in my mouth and the texture seemed to cover my body. The guacamole chips were SO salty. I felt like I was drownding in salt. But after I swallowed it I felt like eating another handful again just for the fun of it.
Anywho. It really was a great experience. This is gonna sound overused, and you know, made up but it was like there was a revolution in my brain. Drugs absolutely facsinate me. I feel through them we can learn how to love, think outside the box, find god, and move the human race forward.