Chain Smoking Cures Unrequited Love

[shroomfan64]

My best friend for the past year or so has been a lesbian named Carli. I met Carli randomly at a Starbucks last August when we noticed we were wearing the exact same outfits; red t-shirts covered by a black polo shirt with black shorts and torn up chucks. It was like love at first sight, with out all of the corny butterflies, head over heels

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[llanceinmypants]

best story ever, even though you killed me.