Gekokujou//005

[shroomdance]

Seriously. More of you idiots should not be allowed to gather in this same place. Some of you must leave before my headache gets even worse dealing with all of you

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[bananas_an]

Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah. You have any idea how many people say the exact same thing every time a bunch of new people come in?

Try being original.

[shroomdance]

I don't need to be original. I'm not here to please you, Tachibana-san.

[bananas_an]

Tachibana-san is either my father or my brother. An-chan is fine.

I don't expect you to please me. Before you complain about newcomers and how idiotic they are, you should make sure you're not standing in a glass house.

[shroomdance]

Tachibana-san.

I did not say all of them were. Just the vast majority of them.

[bananas_an]

Suit yourself, Morel-kun~

The only thing more boring than people complaining about new people are the ones who come in and say they're going to shoot/knife/blow up/otherwise kill anyone they don't like and that they're the toughest thing in the universe. *yawn*

How's life?

[shroomdance]

Morel-kun?

Then I suppose I'm boring.

It's alright.

[bananas_an]

Morel. I thought about going with Chanterelle, but that sounded too girly.

See, you can laugh at the idiots. Boring never surpasses anyone.

Does your family celebrate Christmas?

[shroomdance]

UGH.

I can't laugh when they are giving me headaches.

Why do you ask?

[bananas_an]

Oh, come on. You can hardly complain considering the SN you chose for yourself.

Aspirin, Morel-kun.

Because I was going to ask you what you wanted for Christmas and stuff--you know, social discourse?--then realized your family might not celebrate it.

[shroomdance]

I did not choose it.

Doesn't work against idiots.

I don't need you getting me anything for Christmas.

[bananas_an]

But you stuck with it.

Then I suggest ice cream. Everything's better with ice cream.

Who said I was going to get you anything?!!! I barely know you! Hint to your senpai if you're hard up for presents. Sheesh.

[shroomdance]

Because Sempai told me to.

... That's true.

I always give my Sempais something.

[bananas_an]

Maybe it was a test to see if you could act on your own.

A girl knows these things. I work at the best ice cream parlor in Tokyo. You should make Akaya bring you there. I'll make sure you get extra and maybe even manage to comp you.

What sort of things do they give you?

[shroomdance]

No. Oshitari sempai makes me watch his romance movies with him if I don't listen to him.

Maybe.

Stupid items.

[bananas_an]

Does he admire your legs while he does it?

You should definitely come to my place, but I doubt Akaya will want to. Too bad. We really are the best.

You're saying the thought doesn't count~? What would you like them to get you?

[shroomdance]

No. He cries into a tissue and says he's being manly.

I'll tell him that's where I want to go if you promise to embarrass him.

Something that isn't a stupid prank.