muahaha

[shroomdaddy]

while reading other random lj here or there i found this, muahaha

25th June, 2003. 5:18 pm. conversations with kindergarteners (with a "t")

kindergartener(kg): my butt is bigger than the table
me: what?
kg: yeah
me: ...

kg: do you like my fish?
me: yes, it's very nice
kg: but is it sexy?
me: ...

me: your fly's undone
kg: what?
me: zip up your pants
kg: start counting...
me: um...1, 2, 3......24
kg: *zip* 24 girlfriends!
me: ...

kg: julie!
me: my name is judy
kg: julie!
me: judy
kg: lisa!
me: ...