The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn....
Okay so I'm chillin'....smokin' a bowl and just got done leaving an extremely extensive comment on Jessie's journal. I sound so smart when I write.....
Bryan, this guy I work(ed) with just got fired this morning. Wonderful, now it's back to me being the only technician. Every couple of months man I swear....So yeah, he left. About 10-15 minutes later, I'm petting Maggie the crow adn our alarm system sounds like it's going off but stops like 5 seconds later. I walk over and look at it and the power light is on but the "Trouble" light is flashing. Dana comes up and presses some buttons and it says that there is no a/c power (whatever the fuck THAT is) going to it. Which means.....Someone cut the chord or....a mouse chew through the line again. Dr B is called and freaks out...she thinks Bryan is trying to sabotage us. It's possible I suppose. He's got a great hatred for Dr B. So I decide to take it upon myself to go outside and do a walk around the building to make sure no one is out there and shit. I'm walking around the side and no joke, right there by the bush on the side of the building is a big fuckin' dinosaur egg! And there's a smaller one right next to it. I kick the smaller one and it rolls and make this clunking noise like an egg would. I end up finding out that they are some kind of mushroom that Dr B eats...and she takes the little one home....yuck....they were so totally dinosaur eggs. Anyway that was my morning.
Then Dr B comes in and since she's all paranoid and thinks that Bryan is going to burn down the building or something, she wants all the animals in the clinic taken home for the weekend.....
I refuse to take the giant tortoise with poop the size of a humans, the iguana because she's a bitch...and the other turtles cuz they're just boring. I will however take Maggie the crow, Henri' Dr B's hitler cat, Torti Man and the rescue bunny. I don't think anything is going to happen though. I don't think that Bryan would burn down the building and even moreso, hurt an animal.
Now I am home until 3....excited for 6 because my parental units, hopefully Stephen and myself are going to drive to Muncie to pick up an ounce each from my cousin with the good stuff. I said I'd drive because 1. I don't want to sit in the back seat of the tiny Toyota and I know Stephen doesn't either 2.Allison brought me $20 last night 3. My car is so much bigger and roomier and 4. I wanna drive god damnit. So there. Yeah, that'll be fun.
Allison also gave Tyler, Stephen and I two Vicoden apiece last night. V is cool....I like the almost Aderall like buzz it gives you. Luckily I don't get into pills as much as I did in high school. Only every once in a while....especially driving on V's during a roadie. You get so relaxed and focused as hell. One night on a roadie of Stephen's and mine, I avoided hitting 3 animals because of how focused I was. Good shit.
Fox's cat food smells like shit....ugh....
Anyway, I need a cigarette....
Oh yeah, did I mention that Tyler bought me two mice? One of them is a pearl white, seriously she looks like silk, and she has a little black spot on her head. I named her Pearl and the other one is white with grey patches and red eyes and I named her Rainbow. They're cool...I'm working on taming them. Pearl is pretty good but Rainbow is really timid. So now, we have 3 rats, 2 cats and 2 mice. I should start charging people a petting zoo fee....
*jen-rat*