I still won't have kids
I was recently made aware that the internet now consists of over 100 million web pages. And as any computer-reliant person knows, almost all of it is sheer garbage used for sex, time-wasting, or bitching.
But even in that desolate wasteland, sometimes a diamond is unsurfaced.
I give to you something that will make someone a millionaire:
Baby Rock Records
http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/page.asp?pgs=products
These guys have figured out parents can get sick of listening to the same, shitty lullabys at 3 a.m. So they've translated many popular artists' music to lullabies form so the parent can enjoy getting the baby to sleep.
Examples I heard on the radio include:
Coldplay - In My Place
Led Zeppelin - Kashmir
Metallica - Enter Sandman
Radiohead - Karma Police
Tool - Sober
Other albums include Pink Floyd, The Cure, Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age, The Pixies, and the Smashing Pumpkins.
You have to hear these to believe how great they are. They even have samples of every song on their web site.
But even in that desolate wasteland, sometimes a diamond is unsurfaced.
I give to you something that will make someone a millionaire:
Baby Rock Records
http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/page.asp?pgs=products
These guys have figured out parents can get sick of listening to the same, shitty lullabys at 3 a.m. So they've translated many popular artists' music to lullabies form so the parent can enjoy getting the baby to sleep.
Examples I heard on the radio include:
Coldplay - In My Place
Led Zeppelin - Kashmir
Metallica - Enter Sandman
Radiohead - Karma Police
Tool - Sober
Other albums include Pink Floyd, The Cure, Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age, The Pixies, and the Smashing Pumpkins.
You have to hear these to believe how great they are. They even have samples of every song on their web site.