Hell Hath No Fury Like Changmin Scorned - Epilogue
Author: Shriya_4
Pairing: Yoochun/Changmin, Yunho/Jaejoong and a teeny tiny bit of Kyuhyun/Junsu.
Genre: AU, Romance, Fluff, slight! Angst, humor, drama
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language
Disclaimer: I want to own them and marry them..but i can't so well..they belong to themselves.
Summary: He confessed-> He got painfully rejected-> He left-> He’s back-> And boy are things going to hell.
Epilogue:
“APPA! THE OLD HAG’S MAKING ME DRESS UP LIKE A GIRL AGAIN!”
Yoochun grimaced and turned to look at Changmin.
“Did you teach him that?”
“I swear to God I didn’t …he must’ve heard me calling mum that before.”
“THIS is the reason I keep telling you to be careful about the language you use in front of him.”
“I am careful…I just slip up once in a while…”
But before Yoochun could respond, Jaejoong came barreling into the living room looking wild and frazzled.
“Have you seen Moonbin?!”
“He was with you five minutes ago, Jaejoong-ah.”
“I KNOW! OH MY GOD, I THINK I LOST MY OWN SON!! CHANGMIN-AH GIVE MINHO TO ME!”
“Why would I give my son to you?”
“BECAUSE I’M GOING TO DRESS HIM UP LIKE MOONBIN AND MAKE HIM PRETEND TO BE MY CHILD SO THAT YUNHO DOESN’T KILL ME FOR LOSING HIS PRECIOUS SON!”
Changmin ran a palm down his face and stared at Jaejoong for a very VERY long time.
“Your priorities are up your ass, Jaejoong.”
“FIND MY SON, YOU IDIOT!”
“He’s right there, Jae-ah.”
Jaejoong whirled around and spotted Moonbin climbing up a tree in the garden.
“Oh thank Go-OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET HIM DOWN FROM THERE!”
Changmin spent the next five minutes banging his head against the adjacent wall as he watched his brother attempt to climb a tree and Yoochun attempt to make sure his brother didn’t break his neck.
Yunho walked in from the kitchen and looked out into the garden in confusion.
“Why are Jaejoong and Moonbin stuck up a tree?”
“Because you married an idiot.”
The other man simply grinned and looked around curiously.
“Where’s Jiyul?”
“Junsu and Kyuhyun took Minjae and Jiyul to the Zoo; apparently they wanted to bond with the girls.”
“I guess they need to get used to being around little girls now that they’re adopting one.”
“Hmmm.”
“APPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAA!!! THE OLD HAG-MMFFFFF!”
“CHANGMIN-AH WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING MY GRANDSON?!”
“Ah dammit, we’re going to have to send that boy to finishing school or something. I’M COMING MINHO-YAH! JUST BARE WITH IT FOR A SECOND!”
“SHE’S MAKING ME WEAR A DRESS!”
“Where the fuck does that woman get her weird tendencies from? OMMA, STOP PESTERING MINHO!”
“THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DRESS FOR MINJAE BUT SHE’S OUT AND NOW I NEED TO USE SOMEONE TO MODEL IT FOR ME!”
“USE MOONBIN!”
“Yah!”
“HE’S TOO BIG TO FIT INTO A GIRL’S DRESS!”
“OMMA JUST WAIT FOR MINJAE TO GET BACK!”
“APPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
“AHRGH! OMMA JUST LET MINHO GO! I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL LET MINJAE MODEL FOR YOU WHENEVER YOU WANT!”
Yoochun rolled his eyes and came in through the French windows. He wrapped his arms around Changmin and placed a light kiss against the man’s neck.
“Calm down, Love.”
“This family is insane!”
“I know and that’s why you love them so much.”
“I want my daddy, he’s the only one who can handle that deranged woman.”
"I know, baby."
Yunho spotted his husband teetering on the edge of a branch and went outside to help the squalling Jaejoong climb down from the tree. He held onto his husband’s small waist and held him close to his heart for a few minutes before reaching up and helping their son down.
Changmin heard the front door open and saw two little girls run haphazardly into the house, followed by two handsome older men.
“We’re home!”
“Welcome back, how was the trip?”
“Exhausting.”
“Want to change your mind about adopting a kid?”
Kyuhyun smiled endearingly.
“Hell no.”
"No seriously. You can take one of ours...OW YOOCHUN! THAT HURT!
Mrs. Park poked her head out from the kitchen and smiled at the newcomers before looking at everyone else.
“Dinner’s ready.”
“Finally!”
“I’m starved…”
“Let’s go before Changmin finishes off everything and lets us all die of hunger.”
Yoochun grinned helplessly before going into the living room and picking up his son from the sofa.
He held out his hand and pulled his mother-in-law to her feet and led them into the kitchen, where he paused and drank in the sight of the uproarious dining table.
Changmin tilted his head back from his position at the dining table and glared disapprovingly at his mother before allowing Yoochun to peck him lightly on his lips.
“I love you, Park Changmin.”
Changmin stroked Yoochun's cheek lovingly, before glancing at the family around him.
All of this was only because I was once rejected by Yoochun.
Do I have any regrets?
Not a single one.
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A/N And we're done.
Thank you guys so much for putting up with this insanely long muse of mine. I hope that you'll enjoyed reading it <3
Silent readers: You know what you have to do.
I'll be back with a new fic soon. Which is probably going to be a little more intense and insane. ( I know, cause I've already started on it.)
I love you guys <3
CIAO!
