I'm only 38% retarded
[] I have walked into a glass/screen door on more than 1 occasion.
[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[ ] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was going to die.
[X ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[X] I type only with my two pointer fingers.
[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force is hilarious.
[ ] I've told a cop to f*ck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] Escalators make me nervous because I'm scared I'm going to get sucked into the top!
[ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling on several occasions.
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] If someone says the word "poop", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] I've been in a car accident simply because I wasn't paying attention.
[ ] I've been caught driving drunk...
[x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking.
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick ur elbow
[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] People often shake there heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
[x] Food has fallen out of my mouth while talking. haha
[x] I use my fingers to do simple math.
[ ] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle
[ ] I have eaten a bug for $5 or less.
[ ] I have puked in my boyfriend/girlfriend's car.
[ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't
[x] I have fallen UP the stairs before.
[X] I forgot to put the car in reverse and have moved forward rather than backward.
[ ] I've peed my pants when I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ] I've cursed out my boyfriend/girlfriend when i was drunk
[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[ ] I have failed a class in school.
[x] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] I admire George W Bush's intelligence
[ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
[x ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[ ] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused
[x] I've crashed my bike into a stationary object.
[X] I sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[ x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[ ] I was in special ed.
[ ] I take ADD medication.
[ ] I don't get it.
[ ] Huh?
Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this with "I am _% Retarded" as the subject
[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[ ] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was going to die.
[X ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[X] I type only with my two pointer fingers.
[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force is hilarious.
[ ] I've told a cop to f*ck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] Escalators make me nervous because I'm scared I'm going to get sucked into the top!
[ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling on several occasions.
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] If someone says the word "poop", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] I've been in a car accident simply because I wasn't paying attention.
[ ] I've been caught driving drunk...
[x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking.
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick ur elbow
[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] People often shake there heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
[x] Food has fallen out of my mouth while talking. haha
[x] I use my fingers to do simple math.
[ ] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle
[ ] I have eaten a bug for $5 or less.
[ ] I have puked in my boyfriend/girlfriend's car.
[ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't
[x] I have fallen UP the stairs before.
[X] I forgot to put the car in reverse and have moved forward rather than backward.
[ ] I've peed my pants when I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ] I've cursed out my boyfriend/girlfriend when i was drunk
[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[ ] I have failed a class in school.
[x] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] I admire George W Bush's intelligence
[ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
[x ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[ ] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused
[x] I've crashed my bike into a stationary object.
[X] I sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[ x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[ ] I was in special ed.
[ ] I take ADD medication.
[ ] I don't get it.
[ ] Huh?
Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this with "I am _% Retarded" as the subject