I feel so dirty...but so good...
So, I realized I've been out of the loop music-wise for awhile. Not being in the car for a 2-hour commute every day has put a serious damper on my radio-CD listening so occasionally I have to make an effort to turn on the Internet radio in the house or gasp!--try to find a video on MTV. I decided it was faster to try to find one on MTV.com and I was rewarded with the discovery of a beautiful gem called "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! at the Disco.
OH MY GAGHGHGGHHHHH! Boys in lipstick and top hats at a doomed wedding with crazy burlesque carnie folk as guests? And hints of slashiness?? I AM SO THERE!!!! *gurgles*
How can I resist a boy that loves to dress up and highlight his scrumptious lips?
The second pic is from their newer video, "But It's Better If You Do". *writhes* Lookit that mouth! *brays*
If you go to http://music.aol.com/artist/panic-at-the-disco/741835/main# you can see the video--if you've got a good connection speed you can watch it in FULL SCREEN and drool BIG-TIME over all the pretteh.
Of course, after the drool comes the disappointment in finding that the gorgeous pale-eyed groom is NOT in the band...*wails* And the band, yes, they're recent graduates...of HIGH SCHOOL. *chokes* Crikey. I get closer to being a dirty old woman every day. *hikes skirt up*
I do feel pretty good that upon hearing them, I said, "Hmm...sounds a bit like Fall Out Boy." Turns out one of the guys from FOB helped them get a record deal. So I'm not totally over the hill yet. And a couple of the PATD boys appear in FOB's vampire vid, too, so you can check that out as well.
Sorry the quality's not stellar, but capping from an online vid is no small task. Gah.
First we start with the lips and the whole Clockwork Orange vibe...
Then the gloves...and the eyeliner...and that mouth...*dribbles* It's funny 'cause he does little gestures like this every time there's a curse word--on MTV the words are blanked out and his gestures are timed perfectly...it's pretty funny. But on the AOL site you can hear every dirty word. *G*
Next it's the pretty groom. Um...marry me? *meep*
But there's a problem with the wedding...the Ringmaster tries to warn the groom...
Mostly there's a lot of touching and pretty eyes and lips. At least that's what I got out of it... :P
Frightening the minister...hee...
Who knew a Ringmaster costume could be so freakin' sexy? Maybe I have secret circus fantasies... O_o
Another swear word...hee...and...gloves...*sprawls out on floor*
Alas, the bride has run from the altar...the poor groom is stunned!
The Ringmaster shows how large his mouth is...
Then shows his angry face...
And grabs the groom by the tie...
And drags him off...
to the bedroom...*writhes* to see where his bride's gone...
Straightening the clothes after sex...
Catching the bride in the act with another painted-up man. I find it highly amusing that the girl has the lipstick smeared all over her...hee...apparently she has circus fantasies too... :P
The groom is devastated, but lots of people are touching him so he'll feel better soon...
Especially when he ends up with the Ringmaster..gah..no, there's no slash here. None at all.
I'll let you interpret the end how you like!
~~End...so yummy.
Behind the scenes stills...
The boys at left are part of the band.
Yes please.
Two bandmembers in the back, luscious-lipped Ringmaster and the groom getting groped. I don't think I can take much more...*wails*
The band...
Lookit the wee babes...gah...I can hardly wait for them to grow up...hee!
Sprawled all over each other in the back seat...*weeps*
In lieu of the groom, I must perv on the sweet cheeks of Ryan...and his profound words...*snerk*
Look, his guitar is bigger than he is...*hangs head*
Ryan and Brendon. They'll grow up, yes they will. And it'll be ohsogood when they do, just like when Baby!Orli became Manly!Orli. *waits patiently* *pervs*
Although, I shouldn't feel TOO bad, as they're not exactly innocents...
*skulks off into Dirty Old Lady cave*