Karl Urban, or F**k, I am SO screwed...
So, was totally ready to give the boy his props for being perfect movie star material, and decided to do a few screencaps from The Chronicles of Riddick to illustrate my point.
Thirty-six caps to fill three posts, 12 inappropriate groaning sounds, and 2 buckets of drool later, I realized...
I am sooo totally screwed. I don't like Karl that way. Nope. Not me. *whine*
Well, what the hell. On with the lust-fest. Seriously, this is the truth, I forgot that Karl was in this film and didn't remember until I saw his name in the opening credits. I had NO idea what character he played in it. And then I saw this:
And I went "OOOH! Karl!!"
Hubby looked at me, surprised, and I said, "Now THAT is someone that should be in film, when 75% of his face is covered up and you STILL know who it is!" The one thing that has always gotten me about Karl has been his eyes, and damned if he isn't doing incredibly evil and panty-incinerating things with them in this ENTIRE FILM. *writhes*
*May be mild spoilers but I tried not to give too much away*
Karl as Vaako, the man with the deliciously sinister gaze...
It seems they made it up to Karl for having a less attractive helmet in LOTR...he's totally working it here. Look at the dark eyes, flared nostrils, gentle quirk of the lips...dfjaj;sf;ghhhh...
*meep*
Sans helmet. Karl is one of the few men who looks better the less hair he has...hee...c'mere, dear, let me help smudge your eyeliner for you...*rowrrr*
This film has awesome visuals anyway, and they seemed to enjoy making Karl look good. I'm not complaining.
Good grief, the eyes, the cheekbones!!
Angry!Vaako...
Aroused!Vaako...*pant* I'm not usually a big fan of Thandie Newton's, but she and Karl lit the screen and my pants on FIRE!!!
*RROWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!*
Oh yeah...
dfjs;jkl;dsjf;ljdfsgugnnhhhh!!
Scary eyes and kiss-swollen lips. The filmmakers were trying to keeel us, I think.
Go on to *Part II*, if you can handle more of teh hotness...
Thirty-six caps to fill three posts, 12 inappropriate groaning sounds, and 2 buckets of drool later, I realized...
I am sooo totally screwed. I don't like Karl that way. Nope. Not me. *whine*
Well, what the hell. On with the lust-fest. Seriously, this is the truth, I forgot that Karl was in this film and didn't remember until I saw his name in the opening credits. I had NO idea what character he played in it. And then I saw this:
And I went "OOOH! Karl!!"
Hubby looked at me, surprised, and I said, "Now THAT is someone that should be in film, when 75% of his face is covered up and you STILL know who it is!" The one thing that has always gotten me about Karl has been his eyes, and damned if he isn't doing incredibly evil and panty-incinerating things with them in this ENTIRE FILM. *writhes*
*May be mild spoilers but I tried not to give too much away*
Karl as Vaako, the man with the deliciously sinister gaze...
It seems they made it up to Karl for having a less attractive helmet in LOTR...he's totally working it here. Look at the dark eyes, flared nostrils, gentle quirk of the lips...dfjaj;sf;ghhhh...
*meep*
Sans helmet. Karl is one of the few men who looks better the less hair he has...hee...c'mere, dear, let me help smudge your eyeliner for you...*rowrrr*
This film has awesome visuals anyway, and they seemed to enjoy making Karl look good. I'm not complaining.
Good grief, the eyes, the cheekbones!!
Angry!Vaako...
Aroused!Vaako...*pant* I'm not usually a big fan of Thandie Newton's, but she and Karl lit the screen and my pants on FIRE!!!
*RROWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!*
Oh yeah...
dfjs;jkl;dsjf;ljdfsgugnnhhhh!!
Scary eyes and kiss-swollen lips. The filmmakers were trying to keeel us, I think.
Go on to *Part II*, if you can handle more of teh hotness...