Aug 08, 2004 19:56
ThEbLuEteRReN: damnit
ThEbLuEteRReN: theres a bird on my freaking roof and i wanted to feed it bread
ThEbLuEteRReN: so i go get one of the like.. end slices of a loaf of brea cuz no one eats them
ThEbLuEteRReN: and make them into little peices and launch them up at it
ThEbLuEteRReN: and i couldnt get anywhere near it cuz the bread was so light but like the last 4 peices of bread i balled up and threw got near him
ThEbLuEteRReN: and he hasnt ate ANY OF THEM
ThEbLuEteRReN: HES JUST SITTING THERE POOPING ON MY ROOF
ThEbLuEteRReN: EAT THE DAMN BREAD BIRDY
ThEbLuEteRReN: EAT IT!!!
ThEbLuEteRReN: and now my roof has a bunch of white dots of bread on it... that arent comeing down.. and NO birds have yet to feast on my genorosity
ThEbLuEteRReN: stupid... birds..
xPaintTheSilence: hahahaha definitely
xPaintTheSilence: poor bobby...only trying to help the poor birdies :-(
xPaintTheSilence: :-P
ThEbLuEteRReN: EXACTLY
ThEbLuEteRReN: I WALK BACK OUT THERE
ThEbLuEteRReN: ALL HE LEFT WAS A PEICE OF BIG SHIT ON THE TOP OF MY HOUSE
ThEbLuEteRReN: AND ATE NO BREAD
ThEbLuEteRReN: #@%@%@#@!#
ThEbLuEteRReN: last time i try to help the birds..
ThEbLuEteRReN: picky.... eating... whore birds.
xPaintTheSilence: hahahaha awww
What is the world comeing to when birds don't feast on my genourosity. come on. I guess i got some rich birds in my neighborhood cuz the ones downtown aren't picky matter fact if i feed 1 lil seagull on the boardwalks of st john's river downtown he will fly the fuck away but come back with a GANG OF MAD HUNGRY seagulls. i mean like a gang fer seriously. like one guy only has 1 leg. one lost an eye. and you can obviously see the leader who is like 5 times the size of any of them. but wait. then.. the PIGEONS start coming. then its like 2 gangs fighting eachother. and you can see the leader of the pigeons which is like 5 times bigger then any of the other ones and the pigeons and seagulls start fighting like monkeys!! like monkeys that just stole 4 banana tree's on the other monkey peoples turf! but then. while the monkeys. i mean seagulls and pigeons are fighting. the lil downtown finch birds that are the size of like.. a quarter that are like stealth flyers just ZOOM down and swish swoosh swish foods gone! and the pigeons and seagulls dont even realize it! and then! blood bats come out of no where and feast on the birds!. ok well that last part was a lie. but.... thats what really happens! bring yourself a loaf of bread downtown and spot some seagulls or pigeons and watch the battle arise. its crazy.
**tries to think how it got this far** holy crap this entry was totally POINTLESS. whatever.. the moral of the story is.... mm.... don't bump into little kids cuz then they fall over and cry and then there parents think you beat them up and start yelling at your ass.. YES. that is the moral of the story. and YES. i know it has NOTHIGN to do with the story i just said. but. ok this entries getting too long.
LateR..