"Affirmative Action Banned"

[shrimpfliedlice]

*dances in the street*

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[shrimpfliedlice]

I followed the template of a very convincing letter I recently received, and wrote a draft.

Dear Regents,

I am Alumnus here in Nigeria I want to transfer
$21m to your university. I need your assistance. Can you
help me hide it
there? It is 100% risk free. I promised to give you 30%
for your
assistance. Send to me your personal
profile to enable us proceed. I
would love you send to me immediately
and honestly the following for
proper introduction;
Your full name and
address,Your private
telephone
number,Marrital Status,Your profession
and Nationality,
Your
I.D (
either International passport, Drivers
License or
personal
picture)

On receipt of the above information I
WILL be
very
comfortable to open
up more details
and work with you in
this
project, which shall be of
great benefit for you and I.

Be
confidentially conscious to enable us
draw this
transaction to a
successful conclusion without interference
from any
authority.Avoid
delay. You can also contact me for more
details on my
private phone
number +234-803-3478-690.

Best Regards,
Concerned Alumni

[forgegod]

don't forget to threaten that they'll only get 15% if they don't fire mary sue.