Tales of Symphonia, or, the best $13 I ever spent

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Apologies for this. But it has to be recorded for posterity.
(We learn that the villagers do not share their real names.)

Lloyd: So Sheena isn't your real name then?
Sheena: No.
Zelos (excited): I know what Sheena's real name is!
Sheena (angry): Oh, yeah? What is it?
Zelos: Violent Demonic Screaming Banshee!

Colette: What do I do?
Lloyd: Just say something intimidating.
Colette: Um... um... die!
Knights: RUN!