oh, god damn it
Dear Thieves,
Please stop stealing my credit card number to buy plane tickets to Europe and new cell phones. It makes me cranky, and you wouldn't like me when I'm cranky. If anyone absolutely must steal my credit card number, I'd prefer it to be Alec Hardison, with the caveat that he must show up to my apartment to make a very personal apology.
In conclusion: MOTHERFUCKERS.
Irately,
shrift
Please stop stealing my credit card number to buy plane tickets to Europe and new cell phones. It makes me cranky, and you wouldn't like me when I'm cranky. If anyone absolutely must steal my credit card number, I'd prefer it to be Alec Hardison, with the caveat that he must show up to my apartment to make a very personal apology.
In conclusion: MOTHERFUCKERS.
Irately,
shrift