[Jeri] So
[Kay] :D HI
[Jeri] When you are grieving
[Jeri] the thing you should absolutely do is a crack RP meme, right?
[Jeri] I think that's recommended in all the therapies
[Kay] HAHAHHAAHA of course
1.
talkstowires Teodor Radulf (oWoD OC, Glass Walker EMT totally violating the litany with another wolf...whoops)
2.
pervolarsunata West Rosen (Heroes, actually kind of canon! Accesses the Nexus in dreams.)
3.
terra_afirma Nathan Petrelli (Heroes, Hellverse, lives in Philly in a hugeass apartment building with the rest of the shenaniclan, Heidi, Peter and Claire)
4.
nevermonster Andy Slocumb (oWoD OC, Garou who doesn't know he's Garou! Also tiny and cute.)
5.
yousayshewill Reagan Winters (.....shut up I have a LOT of oWoD OCs. This one is a wereraven! Promiscuous blabbermouth. :D)
6.
shelightsup Liz Sherman (EXTREMELY EXTREMELY AU, 18 years old, lives in the Nexus with her girls.)
7.
liketinder Warren Peace (Sky High, pre-events-of-the-movie)
8.
napalmsmile Stefan Wolanski (The LAST oWoD OC I PROMISE. :|-faced Get of Fenris with arthritis and Coat of Holding.)
9.
allyourarmor Pietro Maximoff (Also reeeeeally AU, 17, lives with Eric Lensherr and his twin seester.)
10.
peterfucksup Peter Cochran (The Mod Squad, which no one but Kay and me have ever seen. >_> Peter is a cop! ........................kind of. He's mostly just a goofball.)
11.
witherthougoest Kevin Ford/Wither (Marvel! X-men! New Mutants! Tiny, shy, polite, decays all organic matter by touching it. BEST LIFE EVER. Totes AU, lives with Threnody and Chas in the shenanibuilding.)
12.
windresistance Another West Rosen, why not. >_> (5YGverse West! Even though he's not in that episode! Shut up, I do what I want.)
AND NOW, QUESTIONS.
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? (Liz or Kevin)
HAHAHAH UM. Liz, I ...........guess? In that she at least almost graduated from high school and was intellectual and weird before that. She could be a professor of the PARANORMAL...wow, that would make her sort of like canon.*
* not really
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Andy)
Andy is 14. He's forbidden to be hot. That said, he is totes squishable.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (5YG!West and Stefan)
...................West. Sends Stefan. On a mission. WELL, obviously, given those two, it's a mission to explode the shit out of something, so....of course it succeeds, dude. It can be seen for MILES.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? (Pietro)
Oh wow. That's difficult! Uh....oh lord, much as I dislike it, he....proooobably really really loves The Fountainhead.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? (canonish!West and Liz)
I can't imagine a circumstance under which either of those would happen. Ever. o_o I mean, they might get along okay, but uh...not to the point of swearing fealty. Why is there fealty going on at all, stop that.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? (Reagan, Pietro, Peter)
HAHAH either of those would be amazing. Probably better Pietro though, Peter would just be like '...................................I love you and will do anything you want to the point of disemboweling myself at your command.' Pietro would be so annoyed by Reagan he would live longer, though I suspect also be drawn on in his sleep a lot.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? (West, Warren, Kevin)
Denny's, because they are all teenaged boys. West would probably lol forever at both Warren and Kevin for being so BROODY all the time. Despite the fact that they both could totes kill him. Actually probably because of it. >_>
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? (Nathan and Pete Cochran)
I don't....know, but it's AMAZING, whatever it is. Nathan probably does some kind of fantastic arm-twisting maneuver on Peter until he stops talking, I'm sure that's part of it.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back? (Teo and Stefan)
.............................bloodily?
Yes.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. (5YG! West and Warren)
"A Better World." Specifically a world where your extra abilities don't determine your path, so to speak.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? (Andy and Teo)
WELL, Andy's biodad was a Glass Walker, so I'd just arbitrarily decide they're related somehow. >:D
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? (Warren)
I suspect there would be cigarettes involved!
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? (Nathan)
Uh.
Um.
>_>
The answer is: Clean my apartment.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Kevin)
................huh-what? OH RIGHT um. Ariel has played him on GJ!
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? (West, Andy, Reagan)
Hahahaha West would totes side with Andy, because Reagan terrifies him. As well she ought.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? (Peter)
Fahahahahah um. I believe he would go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" totally incoherently, with a lot of spittle and neckveinpoppery. And I am not wrong.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? (Stefan)
she tucks me in and says "one day you will have to choose: take care of me, or take care of you." 18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? (Teo, Liz, 5YG!West)
Teo, because uh, he could totally maul the shit out of the other two. Even though fire and flight are pretty good defense mechanisms, respectively!
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (West and Pietro)
That sound you heard? It was Kay's mind snapping. Just so you know.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Reagan)
Fhahahahah a GREAT number of things. Hackin' stuff, inappropriate sex in a public place, getting into fights, public drunkenness....choose your reprehensible circumstance.
21. What is 6's secret? (Liz)
Sheeeeeeee was dating the art teacher at MAHS while he still taught there? I guess she still keeps the pyrokinetic thing secret....well, not really. Eh. Let's go with the first one, less people know about that.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? (Kevin and Pietro)
....I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable? (Nathan and Warren)
Fhahaha uhm. Probably Warren, sry3say in regards to the responsible adult. Nathan has a tendency to put his own spin on things, whereas Warren is just too apathetic and pissed-off most of the time to lie about anything.
24. 1 (Teo) and 9 (Pietro) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s (Andy) sinister secret organization. 11 (Kevin) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Kevin) is actually a spy for 4 (Andy). Meanwhile, 4 (Andy) has kidnapped 12 (5YG!West), in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Reagan), they seek out 3 (Nathan), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it?
It would be called "What the motherfucking kind of crackflakes has Jeri been fucking smoking and holy shit did you see the badger over there yes the one with the gun."
WOW. I think EVERYONE should read that, and it should be written by.......Slarti. :]
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Warren, Stefan)
Look, I'm not going to lie. Stefan is PBed by John Cusack, I would take any excuse in the world to go to a dark place with that man.
WELL THAT WAS GREAT I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GOOD TIME HOLY FUCK I'M COLD.