[anonymous / locked to Philip Sonozaki]

[showtimetodie]

Hello.

I hear you're quite intelligent.

Would you like to play a game?

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[anonymous]

[showtimetodie]

Oh my, you do like to talk, don't you?

Let's call it a "mind game"... where if you fail, you lose a life.

Or rather, someone else loses their's.

It's like a video game, ne?

[gaialibrarian]

Whenever I speak, it's to give information that is relevant in most any situation, as well as information that I have learned about various things.

What do you mean, "someone else loses theirs?" Are you saying that if I answer something not of your liking that you will murder someone?

I've never played video games. I've studied about them, but never actually played one. Not really.

[anonymous]

[showtimetodie]

My, you are an amusing sort. But it's not really wise to tell a stranger your life story is.

Regardless, your guess is correct. If you refuse to guess, or if you guess incorrectly, there will be consequences for a digimon somewhere in the digital world.

[gaialibrarian]

I have not told you my life story... In fact I haven't even told you a fraction of who I am.

Very well... Since you're not giving me a choice in the matter, it seems that I have have to take your challenge.

[showtimetodie]

Ohh. I like an adversary with layers.

Very well then. Here's your first challenge... a riddle.

What is a digimon, but is also a woman at the same time?

[gaialibrarian]

The answer to your riddle is Angewoman - the female angel digimon.

[showtimetodie]

Clever. But that was exceedingly easy.

[attached: video file]

Download this please.

[gaialibrarian]

[attachment received]

Alright.

[showtimetodie]

[video begins playing on its own. On screen, it can be seen that several Otamamon are in a large glass cylinder]

[distorted voice: As you can see, this cylinder is full of a variety of digimon called Otamamon. Disgusting creatures, really. Reminiscent of tadpoles.

In a moment, you will receive a number of complex mathematical equations. If you answer even one of them wrong, I will heat the water in that cylinder, boiling every single one of those poor poliwogs alive.]

---new message---

[attached: mathematical equations]

[gaialibrarian]

[attachment recieved]

And it starts now. Alright then...

((a few moments later))

---new message---

[attached: answers to the equations]

[showtimetodie]

[moments later, a new text reply comes]

Oh, excellent. They've just earned their freedom... to be released into the Neon City sewage pipelines. Let's hope they find their way out of there, hm? Poor dears must be terrified...

But you did save their lives. Probably.

[gaialibrarian]

At least they won't be boiled to death. And I have seen Otamamon... They can hold their own if need be. Near all digimon have that capability.

[showtimetodie]

How inspiring of you. It would warm my heart if it weren't so pathetic.

That said, here's a bit of a joke. What would you call a sidekick who was a ghost?

[gaialibrarian]

Sidekick is another word for partner. And I'm assuming this is a play on words, so the word is "aibou."

[showtimetodie]

Ha ha. "I boo."

That said, have you ever wondered if you can kill something that's already dead?

[gaialibrarian]

It... is possible... Not recommended but possible...