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Some dumb bitch was hitting on me in staples today ( work there now if you guys dont know)... not only would i never "tap that" but she was also like 40 years old... seirously woman im not Ashton Kutcher and thats not legal... so when i cashed her out, she asked for my phone number i had the pleasure of holding my hand out and saying "DENIED!!!!!"... oh boy i crack myself up

people come visit me in staples sometime