WWE Bullshit, etc.

Oct 14, 2010 00:25

I swear effin' GOD there are things that piss me off about the WWE (MOSTLY RAW, but others as well ( Read more... )

sheamus, hell in a cell, husky harris, bullshit, nexus, john cena

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showmescars October 15 2010, 20:38:09 UTC
Oh MAN! I cannot miss ONE eppy of RAW! It helps me wit' meh fanfic, yes! Mmmm!

Aside from that, I'm sure everyone's saying, "Oh she called the WWE Universe BLIND?" Yes, I did. Cause why would I wanna cheer for Nexus? I don't.

Cena put up stipulations that in "Hell in a Cell" if John wins, Nexus is over (which'd probably never happen... *cough*MONEY*cough*McMahon*cough*... s'cuse me!) and if Wade Barrett wins, that JOHN WOULD JOIN NEXUS. So 2 crazy mofo's from the audience (Husky Harris, like I said) and some crazed fan, I think... try to jump in the ring (one I believe to AID Cena [not Harris], the other, not to), and guess what? Wade Barrett acts all surprised!

No of course no MEMBER OF NEXUS CAN TOUCH CENA WITHOUT WADE losing, but Harris and that other "Huskier" guy, aren't part of Nexus. Well, shit, they are now. And that whole song w/ "We walk alone..." has all of Nexus walkin' out, and Cena, trailing behind like a sad lil' puppy.

OF COURSE, the GM has it so if he doesn't take ORDERS from Wade Barrett, he's FIRED. So I say QUIT (as does R-Truth because like I said, he IS Mr. WWE. That's ALOTTA cash flow lost on McMahon's part. And Cena is pissed, feels like he let everyone down, blah blah blah, and R-Truth sais "Quit, man! You'll just be hired back." But when he talks to Jack What's-his-name for a comment he says "The WWE is all I have. I can't leave... etc."

Thing is, they had a 20-Man "Royal Rumble" styled match in which Randy Orton didn't participate because Sheamus did a "street fight"-style fight in HIAC-pay per view. Ouch, left arm. Ouchies, right arm, and big ouchies on ribs & spine. However, because of John's so-called "loyalty" to the new leader (which he gets pissed about NUMEROUS TIMES), Wade will be going against Orton for the title! *grinning like a fucking viper* Oooh, I can see the teeth flying and the RKO, already.

I mean, I got photos/icons from when John & Randy started out as good buddies in the WWE... young kids smiling, etc. Even Randy gave John a pity tap on the back as he was going out to face Barrett after that. And once in the ring you could hear The Viper hissing at that ass.

On the plus side, in the Royal Rumble-styled match the GM ordered, Cena did put his ass on the line & threw Otunga out of the fuckin' ring! Wade got real pissed there. But hey, it's all 2nd nature to Mr. WWE.

I'm not really dissing Cena or anything. I feel bad for him, I really do. But why, when ALL OF NEXUS IS OUT, do people cheer for Cena? Fiht against Nexus? No, fired. Quit? No, doesn't want to. Rock & a hard place? I think so. Talk to the Chairman, Cena, would you? I mean, you tell McMahon you're quitting (& please don't wear the "Never Give Up" t-shirt), and you'll get the rematch done fast as you fucking can. And John will win, then.

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