GOT MILK?
I have a little story for you all.
There's this kid in school, our grade, who I like to call "The Tall Glass of Milk".
He's this really tall kid who's so pale, it hurts to look at him.
Well, me and Nina have MANGETISM to the Tall Glass of Milk! WHEREVER WE GO, HE'S THERE. AND WE LAUGH IN HIS FACE!
So the other day we were walking and he was coming right at me, so I moved and he moved to the side..AND CRASHED INTO NINA!
LMAOAMLAMAO NINA BUMPED INTO THE TALL GLASS OF MILK! AND WHEN HE CRIES, MILK COMES OUT OF HIS EYES! AND WHENEVER WE PASS HE'S DRINKING MILK! [WELL, WE CAN PRETEND] AND HE WAS WEARING A MILKY SHIRT YESTERDAY THAT WAS A MILKY COLOR!!
And today we were going to introduce ourselves to him, and while we were walking to look for him, he passed. Holding boxes of MILK!
Today on the bus I go to Courteney, "Do you know who the Tall Glass of Milk is?"
And she replied: "YES HE'S IN MY WORLD HISTORY CLASS!"
So I called Nina, who didn't answer, and left a message while I was on the bus. Of course at the beep, everyone got quiet and I screamed my message "OMG NINA! I HAVE BREAKING NEWS! THE TALL GLASS OF MILK IS IN COURTENEY'S HISTORY CLASS! HIS NAME IS CONOR!"
And everyone around me was staring.
So I go, "There's a Tall Glass of Milk at our school." And Courteney's like.."Yea, he's albino!" The kids looked away and go "Sooo..how did you do on your test?"
THEY IGNORED THE TALL GLASS OF MILK STORY.
MILKAYYY.
There's this kid in school, our grade, who I like to call "The Tall Glass of Milk".
He's this really tall kid who's so pale, it hurts to look at him.
Well, me and Nina have MANGETISM to the Tall Glass of Milk! WHEREVER WE GO, HE'S THERE. AND WE LAUGH IN HIS FACE!
So the other day we were walking and he was coming right at me, so I moved and he moved to the side..AND CRASHED INTO NINA!
LMAOAMLAMAO NINA BUMPED INTO THE TALL GLASS OF MILK! AND WHEN HE CRIES, MILK COMES OUT OF HIS EYES! AND WHENEVER WE PASS HE'S DRINKING MILK! [WELL, WE CAN PRETEND] AND HE WAS WEARING A MILKY SHIRT YESTERDAY THAT WAS A MILKY COLOR!!
And today we were going to introduce ourselves to him, and while we were walking to look for him, he passed. Holding boxes of MILK!
Today on the bus I go to Courteney, "Do you know who the Tall Glass of Milk is?"
And she replied: "YES HE'S IN MY WORLD HISTORY CLASS!"
So I called Nina, who didn't answer, and left a message while I was on the bus. Of course at the beep, everyone got quiet and I screamed my message "OMG NINA! I HAVE BREAKING NEWS! THE TALL GLASS OF MILK IS IN COURTENEY'S HISTORY CLASS! HIS NAME IS CONOR!"
And everyone around me was staring.
So I go, "There's a Tall Glass of Milk at our school." And Courteney's like.."Yea, he's albino!" The kids looked away and go "Sooo..how did you do on your test?"
THEY IGNORED THE TALL GLASS OF MILK STORY.
MILKAYYY.