Mar 29, 2011 19:53
[Rachel is seated on her bed, legs crossed, a notepad in front of her, a pen between her teeth. For a moment, she appears to not know the PCD is recording -- but then she looks up, checking something off on the paper on her lap.]
I have a few items to address, so if everyone would kindly listen, I would very much appreciate it.
First, I appear to have lost my memories of this place. Luckily, I am a very avid journal taker, so I have been re-reading my experiences in this world. To those who I was friends with, I would like very much to reconnect with you and catch up. [And here, a watery smile -- a warm tone.] So, please, tell me what I've forgotten. And I apologize for forgetting.
[She looks down at her notepad and ticks something off before continuing.]
Secondly, I would like very much to know what attacked Blaine so we can have that creature put down immediately. If it was not a creature, but a person, then I will have you know that you are a coward and worth none of the kindness these people possess. You will be caught and punished thusly -- if you have the courage to come forward and say something about it.
[Another look down, another check mark.]
Thirdly, I would like to arrange an official schedule for the Glee club rehearsals. To anyone who would like to join late, please contact either Kurt or I to schedule a time for us to listen to you sing.
[A hum -- another check mark -- and, suddenly, Rachel's voice becomes very tense with annoyance.]
And speaking of Kurt -- this is item four -- I would kindly like to speak with you concerning my business immediately. I will be in my room. If you do not come here within five minutes, I will come find you, and I will not be happy about it.
[Rachel looks down at her list, before humming in appreciation, flashing the PCD a smile as she reaches out to shut it off, before she pauses.]
... and, Jesse, I made it back safely.
[With that, she turns the PCD off.]
panic at the solve,
bringing the music to adstringendum,
jesse: not a soulless automaton,
the show must go on,
rachel berry: motivated,
someone needs to explain this,
everyone who tries out gets in,
caution: emotions run high,
he had me at hello,
don't rain on my parade,
kurt: my only competition,
damn soulless automatons,
blaine: my other gay friend,
i demand star treatment,
co-captain of the glee club,
does anyone have any holy water?