Dec 16, 2011 17:25
[The PCD is now granted to Jesse and Rachel sitting in the theatre that looks like Christmas has arrived early. Tinsel and ornaments and everything Rachel has hoarded for the past... well, since she got here, really, is in piles around them. And Rachel seems to just be finishing a muttered warning of ‘Behave yourself’ to Jesse before she begins to speak.]
Good evening, Adstringendum! We’re looking for volunteers to decorate.
[And Rachel elbows Jesse lightly to continue.]
Preferably those with actual skill, taste and with a normal, sane personality. But this being nearly impossible to find - at least two of the three.
[ And then he mutters to Rachel ‘are you sure about this?’
Rachel’s smile, in response, only becomes tighter, while she works to perform necessary damage control. After shooting Jesse a look that clearly says ‘Yes, I am sure’, she fluffs a stack of papers in her lap. ]
I have already drafted up a list of individuals to designate to specific tastes, which includes decoration, set design, costumes, the ability to chop down a tree, and ornament creation. We would also like to know whether or not individuals who have the ability to sing would like to participate in our holiday extravaganza. Our fellow glee club members, of course, will attend, but I wish for everyone to be involved, not just those of pre-determined talent.
[ Jesse, in response, looks like he might be considering his girlfriend’s sanity, after all. ]
There will be at least one audition though, to make sure we will not sing carols along to Rebecca Black’s voice, or worse, Faith Hill’s ----
What Jesse means to say is that we will be equal opportunity to all individuals who wish to take part in this holy time.
[Keep on smiling, Rachel. Just keep on smiling.]
What - That’s not what I -
[But then he sees Rachel’s expression and well, she can get scary ok? He just gives a small eye roll and then nods. But not without muttering something about ‘they’ll probably be drowned in our awesome vocals anyway’.
And Rachel, for that comment, elbows him lightly, before refocusing her attention on the camera.]
Now! Remember! Everyone deserves a chance to shine! I expect plenty of volunteers and if you do not volunteer, I will certainly come find you. The holiday season is about giving and sharing, not being lazy.
[And she flashes a grin.]
Have at it!
the theatre is where i belong,
bringing the music to adstringendum,
celebrating hanukkah in adstringendum,
professionalism at its best,
jesse: not a soulless automaton,
all the world's a stage,
let's sing about our feelings,
everyone who tries out gets in,
it's an extraordinary merry christmas,
jesse and rachel: jay z and beyonce,
renovating the old theatre,
being helpful for once!,
btw i'm jewish,
and we need a little christmas,
co-captain of the glee club,
trolling the general population,
there's nothing ironic about show choir