4TH WALL POST

[show_my_cannons]

[Good morning Route. Here is a purposeful video of a giant, black robot, towering over an Onix. There is an Aron on its head, and a Teddiusra chewing on its foot. The robot looks exceptionally pleased, despite all of this.]

It is about time.

[Oh what. That voice. Anyone recognize that deep, vaguely accented voice?]

Now we will see how long it takes to travel in this place.