Apr 24, 2011 19:38
[Someone probably nudged the Pokegear or something -- knowing Ironhide, he just sort of left it out and forgot about it -- and the video feed is extremely boring. It shows Ironhide, sprawled and asleep on his Onix's tail, having apparently decided that the sun is just right for sleeping in.
Yes, he is choosing to sleep outside on purpose. Don't judge him.
His Onix, however, seems to be peering closely at something resting in the collar of his coat -- somehow snuggled between the collar and the back of his neck. Careful observers will note that it is an EGG. And the Onix is very pleased with this, sniffing at it, and making cheerful little grumbling sounds.
Eventually, he reaches up to bat at her muzzle, thus dislodging the egg. It goes rolling down one of his shoulders, hurtling toward the ground--!
... And the Onix catches it with her tail tip, balancing it between two little tail boulders.]
too old for this scrap,
this place is weird,
real mechs sleep outside,
the onix is a momix,
!ic,
!route,
rodent infestation,
egg what do,
and i shall call it 'boom'