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Oi! Is anyone out there?!
[Dear passengers of the Crucible, your spheres are suddenly showing a very angry, very ginger woman sitting glaring at her sphere with her arms crossed on her bed in the Kepler Cabins, how do you react? ... On second thoughts, don't answer that question, because you won't get a chance to react for a while yet.]
Is there anyone listening to this thing?! What is this place? [she frowns and looks down at her orange suit with distaste] Hang on, they wear orange in prisons, don't they? Is this some sort of alien prison?! Why am I in a prison? I haven't done anything wrong! And why's there some sort of barcode on my hand, do I look like something you can just go and buy in a supermarket?
Spaceman, if you're out there and this turns out to be your fault, I'm going to kill you!
[Dear passengers of the Crucible, your spheres are suddenly showing a very angry, very ginger woman sitting glaring at her sphere with her arms crossed on her bed in the Kepler Cabins, how do you react? ... On second thoughts, don't answer that question, because you won't get a chance to react for a while yet.]
Is there anyone listening to this thing?! What is this place? [she frowns and looks down at her orange suit with distaste] Hang on, they wear orange in prisons, don't they? Is this some sort of alien prison?! Why am I in a prison? I haven't done anything wrong! And why's there some sort of barcode on my hand, do I look like something you can just go and buy in a supermarket?
Spaceman, if you're out there and this turns out to be your fault, I'm going to kill you!