what up
hey everyone yeah my day went pretty good i got up around 7:30 and started watching "you got served" then i watched "honey" then "torque" those were the ones i rented last night yeah then i went to roberts and started eating cereal and watching him play warcraft 3 then my dad came over and told me to come home to help get a lumber rack out of our yard thenme and him went out and i ordered the part i needed for my truck then i went and got a brand new optima battery yeaya yeah they are the best anyways i came home and exchanged batterys then went inside and started watching x men 2 fell alseep woke up when there was like 10 mins left then me and my dad went out side and worked on my 3 wheeler it RUNS ONCE MORE!!! im so happy YAY! yea i went to the store an hour ago and im looking up stuff to pimp my ride with so yeah well thats my day and im gonna leave yall with some golden rules for guys.
1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do
It. Don't try to change that.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big
Girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up,
You need it down. You don't hear us complaining
About you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or
The changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
Going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this
One: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do
Not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
Almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
Solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what
Your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
An argument. In fact, all comments become null
And void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
Ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two
Ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or
Angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us
How you want it done. Not both. If you already
Know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have
To say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and
Neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows
Default settings. Peach, for example, is a
Fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
Have no idea what Mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you
Are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer
To, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
Anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
You are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex,
Sport, or Cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do
It. Don't try to change that.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big
Girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up,
You need it down. You don't hear us complaining
About you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or
The changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
Going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this
One: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do
Not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
Almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
Solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what
Your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
An argument. In fact, all comments become null
And void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
Ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two
Ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or
Angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us
How you want it done. Not both. If you already
Know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have
To say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and
Neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows
Default settings. Peach, for example, is a
Fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
Have no idea what Mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you
Are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer
To, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
Anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
You are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex,
Sport, or Cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.