When I'm not riding I look up stuff on the internettes about riding. Ergo ?q="jeans too tight for bike riding" and found
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In what could be explained as the impossibly ironic hipster self destruction of the millennium, my fixed gear bike consumed my skinny jeans in one fell swoop that could only be worthy of an ironic handlebar mustache and well tied bandanna seal of (ironic) disapproval.
Tight jeans ftw.