Love is in the Air

[shoukanjutsu]

 . . . The heck?  What in Aselia is going on here?  Kurai?  Who's Kurai?  Why am I hallucinating about her?  Granted, the succubus look is pretty damn hot, but.  I digress.  Tsubasa!  An active demonstration of those Alice potion thingamabobberss wasn't needed, thanks.  Ten points off your next exam.  Now hurry and get the antidote; it's hard to do

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[carries_a_bell]

You okay?

[shoukanjutsu]

Why am I having marriage hallucinations?! It's impossible. I've never even met her. Well, this time around, anyway; my memories are indicating some sort of wonky alternate dimension of some sort where I've already been here just to get married. Besides which, I've alre -- . . .

. . .

I've . . . Huh.

[carries_a_bell]

Everyone's having marriage hallucinations. And they're remembering all the feelings that go along with it. It's pretty uncomfortable.

You've already what?

[shoukanjutsu]

Hmph. Something fishy about all this. If it's not Tsubasa's prank, I wouldn't be too surprised if it was the gods'. Pissed about us getting our hands on that diary, no doubt.

I'm not sure. I was about to say 'already taken', but . . . Hm.

[Alas. Klarth's forever-lost memory is of his love for Miranda.]

[carries_a_bell]

Great. I think someone mentioned things like this have happened before though. Maybe it's just that time of year? Or they were bored?

... Maybe you forgot?

[Ouch.]

[shoukanjutsu]

. . . Really? I don't remember anything along these lines. Perhaps it was before even my time . . .

No, no. I just don't think of her that way at all. It's really very strange. She's my assistant. And that's all. She didn't even come with us on the journey . . . Now Arche? She was somethin' else.

[carries_a_bell]

Maybe. Tear mentioned it, and some guy named... X? I saw it on the journals.

Doesn't mean she wasn't important to you. Oh, I know what you mean. Regal was incredible.

[shoukanjutsu]

. . . I'll go take a look. I don't really understand the point of this if the truth was figured out so quickly, but.

The thing is that I'm not even very upset about it. I barely remember them. I'm sure the people back home were important to me, but.

[carries_a_bell]

To make us squirm?

... [She really doesn't know what to say to the second part.]

[shoukanjutsu]

There are better ways to make us squirm. For instance, raining caterpillars from the sky.

Keywords please~

[carries_a_bell]

[shoukanjutsu]

Or possibly, a hailstorm of feces.

[carries_a_bell]

You've got a pretty gross imagination.

[shoukanjutsu]

I'm merely pointing out that no matter how bad the situation, things could always get worse. We could, for instance, be married and have sixteen children instead of merely being married.

[carries_a_bell]

... Sixteen children? I don't think that's physically possible... unless we've been here for fifteen or sixteen years.

[shoukanjutsu]

We all grew ten years older or so once. . . . That was an experience. Well, some of us got younger, but I became old.