I thought it felt too cool down there....
I kept feeling a draft on my inner thighs this morning as I was re-shelving books. After having gone to the restroom, it was confirmed that I do indeed have a massive hole in the crotch of my pants. It has come apart at the seams anyway... But yeah, luckily (if such a positive word can even be applied to such a distressing situation ^__^'...) it can't be pin pointed unless I pull a Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct). I guess I should be grateful.