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So incredibly buggered after the past four days. Slowly had four beers (there was a tab on the bar for Hills Rugby boys) and two Bundy Draughts at the pub earlier to celebrate end of rugby season and watch the Wallabies lose a penalty-filled match to the All Blacks by one goddamn point despite having ample opportunity to kick several field goals in the last minute of the game. You know you're honestly sick of alcohol when ordering a free beer actually feels like a chore. I'd seriously had enough of it by the time the game finished around 9:30-ish, seeing as I'd had a big Wednesday night, a bigger Thursday night and a massive Friday night! This is not good for my body. I blame my mate's birthdays falling on successive days. Drank coke for an hour or so instead, while watching everyone else make complete idiots of themselves.
Everyone else is just getting smashed and it actually sickens me for some reason. I'm apparently good at processing alcohol, seeing as around an hour after my last drink, I tested myself with the wall breathalyser to see what reading it gave. Pulled up 0.026 which is under the legal driving limit of 0.05 (with a unrestricted license). Checked again ten minutes later to confirm this and blew 0.019. No, the machine wasn't broken. Must take this into account on future endeavours. My greens expire on the 6th September - I've had about six months to take the test and proceed to unrestricted, but I've been lazy. Yeah, 24 years old and still on greens. This meant I ended up walking home around 11, since no-one else looked like they were even remotely capable of driving... and that is saying something, considering about 30 rugby boys were still there. It was fucking freezing. Am sleeping in until 10 a.m tomorrow. This is not a proper sleep-in for Dane. :(
Got an amusing little thingie for you all to steal if you want.
1. Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Dane needs a second miracle.
2.Type in"[your first name] looks like" in google search:
Dane looks like nekkid.
3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Dane hates you.
4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Dane goes shirtless.
5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Dane loves the Bongos.
6 type in ''[your first name] eats in google search:
Dane eats Vegan. Kiss my fucking arse...
7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:
Dane has a sex tape.
Everyone else is just getting smashed and it actually sickens me for some reason. I'm apparently good at processing alcohol, seeing as around an hour after my last drink, I tested myself with the wall breathalyser to see what reading it gave. Pulled up 0.026 which is under the legal driving limit of 0.05 (with a unrestricted license). Checked again ten minutes later to confirm this and blew 0.019. No, the machine wasn't broken. Must take this into account on future endeavours. My greens expire on the 6th September - I've had about six months to take the test and proceed to unrestricted, but I've been lazy. Yeah, 24 years old and still on greens. This meant I ended up walking home around 11, since no-one else looked like they were even remotely capable of driving... and that is saying something, considering about 30 rugby boys were still there. It was fucking freezing. Am sleeping in until 10 a.m tomorrow. This is not a proper sleep-in for Dane. :(
Got an amusing little thingie for you all to steal if you want.
1. Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Dane needs a second miracle.
2.Type in"[your first name] looks like" in google search:
Dane looks like nekkid.
3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Dane hates you.
4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Dane goes shirtless.
5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Dane loves the Bongos.
6 type in ''[your first name] eats in google search:
Dane eats Vegan. Kiss my fucking arse...
7:Type in "[your first name] has'' in google search:
Dane has a sex tape.