Then you look in the mirror, wish you were somebody else...
I had a strange dream last night. I've been getting dreams about once a month for the past few, where as before I'd maybe have 2 per year for about 15. Anyway, some old friends were hanging out at somebody's house getting ready for the UGA game. One of my friends says, dude, you need to find a woman and I'm going to make it happen. So I'm thinking that he is going to call some rando and tell her to come over. No, he starts filling out a profile for me on some generic dating site. Then the girl calls my cell and says she's coming over. She arrives and I wake up. So, I'm taking this as someone will not just fall into my lap. I need to actually get off my ass. And then I think, why can't I just have normal dreams set in candyland, only there's beer there instead of candy.