Good Times

Jul 14, 2006 22:51

plushxtoyxdoll: my headache is like a massive erected penis.

and it will explode stuff everywhere any second
from being touch too much.
TheIntensityxx: lmfao
TheIntensityxx: LMFAO
TheIntensityxx: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
plushxtoyxdoll: :D
plushxtoyxdoll: i swear
TheIntensityxx: AHAHAH
TheIntensityxx: WOO!
TheIntensityxx: so whtas up =]
plushxtoyxdoll: thats in my profile. :]
plushxtoyxdoll: nothing really. my headache is massive
TheIntensityxx: ewww
TheIntensityxx: like a whale weiner?
plushxtoyxdoll: bigger.. and less wrinkles.. lol
TheIntensityxx: ahahahahaha
plushxtoyxdoll: i wonde how whale penis' feel
plushxtoyxdoll: like blubbery, like rubber..
plushxtoyxdoll: hmm
TheIntensityxx: ...
TheIntensityxx: or wet
plushxtoyxdoll: well whale penis is supposed to be wet.
plushxtoyxdoll: its under water.
TheIntensityxx: and goey.?
plushxtoyxdoll: how do whales masturbate?
plushxtoyxdoll: how do they have sex
TheIntensityxx: they have dolphins jack them off
TheIntensityxx: and they hump other whales like.. well like max does to your printer
plushxtoyxdoll: dolphins would get stuck in the hole
TheIntensityxx: lmfao
plushxtoyxdoll: im seroious. unless like, hmm.
plushxtoyxdoll: can whales give head?? O_o
TheIntensityxx: no they chop off the weiners with their big ass teeth
plushxtoyxdoll: ouch
plushxtoyxdoll: whale sperm has to be as big as you.. lol im guessing
TheIntensityxx: lmfao
TheIntensityxx: 'their like fish you can catch them
TheIntensityxx: and eat them
TheIntensityxx: "mmm spermm"
plushxtoyxdoll: "you can reel my big fish"
plushxtoyxdoll: hahaha
TheIntensityxx: ahahah
plushxtoyxdoll: lets talk about.. boxes
plushxtoyxdoll: :D yea
plushxtoyxdoll: brb
TheIntensityxx: haha
TheIntensityxx: look at my bulliten
TheIntensityxx: =D
plushxtoyxdoll: send a link.. :] and brb
plushxtoyxdoll: mmk back
TheIntensityxx: http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=1248301548&MyToken=658ac473-afc6-4475-9fdf-58ab3d8ae279
TheIntensityxx: that was fast
plushxtoyxdoll: you're just slow
plushxtoyxdoll: lmfao
plushxtoyxdoll: hahhahahahah
plushxtoyxdoll: omg
TheIntensityxx: huh
plushxtoyxdoll: i feel like i had squid butt sex rape my ass
TheIntensityxx: LMFAO
TheIntensityxx: HAHA
plushxtoyxdoll: i swear im saving this entiree convo. :]
TheIntensityxx: ahaha gooooooooood
TheIntensityxx: doooooood
TheIntensityxx: do whales like it rough or hard or ashley style [ basically asian style ] ? o_0
plushxtoyxdoll: IM NOT NO GOD DAMN CHINK YOU SUCKFACED BITCH WHORE! GO SQUEEZE ORANGES!
plushxtoyxdoll: anywas
plushxtoyxdoll: yea
TheIntensityxx: lmfao
TheIntensityxx: ahahaha
plushxtoyxdoll: they play allll day
TheIntensityxx: oh lala
plushxtoyxdoll: hehe. if my vagina was big enough i'd put a whale penis in it.
TheIntensityxx: i'm sure you would. maybe even two
plushxtoyxdoll: XD!!! yea!!!
TheIntensityxx: lmfaoo i just got a visual of like a 50 ft penis smashing you
TheIntensityxx: and you exploding into squealing mice
plushxtoyxdoll: ... O_O
TheIntensityxx: HAHAHA
plushxtoyxdoll: no i'd explode all of its sperm out of my head
plushxtoyxdoll: ;-)
plushxtoyxdoll: lmao
TheIntensityxx: lmao
TheIntensityxx: woow, if someone asian was reading this he'd be like "ming ho chow wa?
plushxtoyxdoll: he'd be like, "oh me soh hawny. mista me-ag-ee, come ere. i want to wape you."
TheIntensityxx: ahahahaha this guy replied to my bulliten and say " Tell this person that I'm almost enthralled that they spelled "masturbate" correctly. Over half the people I know won't get it right the first time. "
TheIntensityxx: AHAHAHAHAHA
TheIntensityxx: no its "mr miyagi so hawny. he make you go ho-ya ho-ya in bed"
plushxtoyxdoll: lmfao omg!! hahahahahahahahahahah
TheIntensityxx: hhaahah
plushxtoyxdoll: that was greaet.
plushxtoyxdoll: if i had a penis for a day, i don't think i'd come out of my room. i'd play with it and make it do stuff. i'd poke it. :D
TheIntensityxx: HAHAHA
TheIntensityxx: thats what i do everyday ;]
plushxtoyxdoll: oh baby
TheIntensityxx: i poke things people thought you couldn't poke.. but i diid it
plushxtoyxdoll: i wanna be your penis
TheIntensityxx: everyone does ashley, everyone does. especially mr. miyagi cuz he could make 'ho-ya ho-ya' noises while i poke things
TheIntensityxx: ;]
TheIntensityxx: omg im laughing so hard
TheIntensityxx: my moms getting pissed cuz i wont stop and shes trying to sleep and i'm like "GO HUMP A DOORKNOB!"
plushxtoyxdoll: oh i thought you put mr montler
TheIntensityxx: ahaha
plushxtoyxdoll: lmfao
TheIntensityxx: hey nig, whatcha doin tomorrow.?
plushxtoyxdoll: its fun shaking the top of my head
plushxtoyxdoll: um
TheIntensityxx: besides humping doorknobs
plushxtoyxdoll: chillen.
plushxtoyxdoll: maybe movies
plushxtoyxdoll: idunno
TheIntensityxx: whoree
plushxtoyxdoll: :]]]
TheIntensityxx: whateverr ill just have a lazy day tomorrow
plushxtoyxdoll: :/ play with your penis?? :-) yea?? :-D
TheIntensityxx: duhh
TheIntensityxx: mmm butyeah i love that pic of us in my myspace profile
plushxtoyxdoll: mmk. good
plushxtoyxdoll: ..
plushxtoyxdoll: what
TheIntensityxx: go to my profile
TheIntensityxx: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=53835224
TheIntensityxx: and look
TheIntensityxx: i changed yer pic
TheIntensityxx: so that i'm in it :D
TheIntensityxx: chu got nigga lips in it
plushxtoyxdoll: ohgod. i havnt seen it yet, but i know its bad.
TheIntensityxx: no its a good pic of us
TheIntensityxx: its grayscale too
plushxtoyxdoll: ohh that one! mmk. ew i hate it.
TheIntensityxx: what?!
plushxtoyxdoll: but whatever
TheIntensityxx: i love that pic!!
TheIntensityxx: you never like any pic i ever have of you
plushxtoyxdoll: i ove you in it. just not mee
TheIntensityxx: oh boyy brenda has a new nigger myspace layout
plushxtoyxdoll: lmfao you're going to get shot one day
plushxtoyxdoll: nigger
TheIntensityxx: mfao thats what cortnie said
TheIntensityxx: i say nigger so much noww
plushxtoyxdoll: dont worry i do to.
TheIntensityxx: like, i called some random guy a nigger and he was like "wtf prick"
plushxtoyxdoll: lmfao! hahaha duude, next time we hang out, i want to put a tampon cming out of my nose and walk up to ppl and act really mental retarded and be like i pt tampons in my VUH-GINA
TheIntensityxx: lmfaoo
TheIntensityxx: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TheIntensityxx: omg but hahaha i need your help
TheIntensityxx: in all those videos you sent me.. i need the last one you sent me. where christian tries to lick the camera
plushxtoyxdoll: with the tampn?
plushxtoyxdoll: oh
TheIntensityxx: no i know how to use that
plushxtoyxdoll: yea you put them in your ass enough.
plushxtoyxdoll: lmao
plushxtoyxdoll: im
TheIntensityxx: i do
TheIntensityxx: i do
plushxtoyxdoll: just kidding
TheIntensityxx: lol
plushxtoyxdoll: woah
TheIntensityxx: lmfao
TheIntensityxx: ok whats with the first vid, its like, not even a sec long
TheIntensityxx: its funny as fuck but weird
plushxtoyxdoll: thats the one at starbux
TheIntensityxx: lol
TheIntensityxx: ahh i love the video where i attack you
TheIntensityxx: your scream is so funny
plushxtoyxdoll: haha my photobucket is being a bitch and wont sign on.. :{
TheIntensityxx: gaheyy
plushxtoyxdoll: lmao i know
TheIntensityxx: ahahahaha
TheIntensityxx: lmfao!!!
TheIntensityxx: your scream is greatt
TheIntensityxx: its like a dying worm
plushxtoyxdoll: all wrinkly
TheIntensityxx: LMFAO
TheIntensityxx: i can't stop laughin
plushxtoyxdoll: like an uncircunsized penis
TheIntensityxx: HAHAHA
plushxtoyxdoll: hehe
“TheIntensityxx” is away from the computer as of 10:50:34 PM.
TheIntensityxx: brb
plushxtoyxdoll: mmk

Auto response from TheIntensityxx: omg i have to pee

i hope i don't hit a wall..

LMFAO
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