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I'm trying to figure out the logic that went through my head when I decided to throw away my tape dispenser.
Ugh, you know you're watching a budget porno when the male performer is missing the part of his hand where his pinky and his pinky's tendons should be as well as other various lengths from his other fingers. The female pornstar OBVIOUSLY has a venereal disease, anal warts I believe.
And most of all, you know you're watching a budget porno, when 1 second after the money shot (supposedly your climax as well), the fucking camera man shows this mother fuckers face.
Yes that is the fat, sweaty, half blading, long haired, disfigured hand guy. What a way to ruin it.
You also know that you have watched it too many times when you start noticing things like this. :(
Ugh, you know you're watching a budget porno when the male performer is missing the part of his hand where his pinky and his pinky's tendons should be as well as other various lengths from his other fingers. The female pornstar OBVIOUSLY has a venereal disease, anal warts I believe.
And most of all, you know you're watching a budget porno, when 1 second after the money shot (supposedly your climax as well), the fucking camera man shows this mother fuckers face.
Yes that is the fat, sweaty, half blading, long haired, disfigured hand guy. What a way to ruin it.
You also know that you have watched it too many times when you start noticing things like this. :(