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Psychic Winamp. Close enough for our purposes here.
What do you think of me, iPod?
answer: Disney: Cinderella- A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes
Interpretation: I'm even sexy to inanimate objects!
Will I have a happy life?
answer: Ella Fitzgerald- Good Enough to Keep
Interpretation: So no suicide. Gotcha
What do my friends really think of me?
answer: Nellie McKay- Ding Dong
interpretation: Crazy? I guess so.
Do people secretly lust after me?
answer: Bjork & PJ Harvey- Satisfaction (Cover)
interpretation: Ohhhh yeahhhh!
How can I make myself happy?
answer: Space Vacuum from Outer Space- Space Monkeys
interpretation: Pass me another!!!
What should I do with my life?
answer: Agnostic Front- Fuck All Authority
interpretation: A nobler cause couldn't be mentioned!
Why must life be so full of pain?
answer: Mario Lanza... the World's GREATEST Tenor- Be My Love
interpretation: How very J. Geils.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
answer: Ruttles with George Harrison & Eric Idle- The Pirate Song
interpretation: I've got a Jolly Roger, its a black and white mass, so get out your skull and crossbones and run it up your mast! The most underrated Beatle and the most musical Monty Python. Can't go wrong in life, love, or sex.
Will I die happy?
answer: Lords of Acid- Out Comes the Evil
interpretation: A heroin overdose. Hmm. Surprising, yet oddly appropriate since theres no reason to presuppose it.
Can you give me some advice?
answer: Refreshments- Banditos
interpretation: I got the pistol, so I'll keep the pesos. Yeah, that seems fair. Oh, and get a fake ID that says Captain Jean Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets. The world really is full of stupid people.
What do you think happiness is?
answer: Everybody Gets Laid Tonight- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Theme
interpretation: Oh yeah. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. I may be an atheist, but damn theres a certain pizzazz to that which just gives my life meaning. The Son of God saving lesbians from vampires and getting body piercings and killing indiscriminately with kung fu powers and the assistance of a masked professional wrestler. Or I guess you could say divine justice makes me happy if you want to be all interpretive about it.
What's my favorite fetish?
answer: James "Superstar" Kochachlka- Keg Party
interpretation: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Woo!!!
AND
My BYOA Ending Will Be...
I Will Be Rich From Selling the Lost Treasure of Solomon On eBay!
You will be rich from selling the lost treasure of Solomon on eBay! After a long and gruling adventure you will return home with the fabled lost treasure of King Solomon and promptly unload it on eBay to a guy in Wala Wala. You'll even get 5% over your reserve price!
What's your BYOA Ending? Find Out Here!
This quiz brought to you by Blog Your Own Adventure
Another fine web programming project by Roy Huggins
Psychic Winamp. Close enough for our purposes here.
What do you think of me, iPod?
answer: Disney: Cinderella- A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes
Interpretation: I'm even sexy to inanimate objects!
Will I have a happy life?
answer: Ella Fitzgerald- Good Enough to Keep
Interpretation: So no suicide. Gotcha
What do my friends really think of me?
answer: Nellie McKay- Ding Dong
interpretation: Crazy? I guess so.
Do people secretly lust after me?
answer: Bjork & PJ Harvey- Satisfaction (Cover)
interpretation: Ohhhh yeahhhh!
How can I make myself happy?
answer: Space Vacuum from Outer Space- Space Monkeys
interpretation: Pass me another!!!
What should I do with my life?
answer: Agnostic Front- Fuck All Authority
interpretation: A nobler cause couldn't be mentioned!
Why must life be so full of pain?
answer: Mario Lanza... the World's GREATEST Tenor- Be My Love
interpretation: How very J. Geils.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
answer: Ruttles with George Harrison & Eric Idle- The Pirate Song
interpretation: I've got a Jolly Roger, its a black and white mass, so get out your skull and crossbones and run it up your mast! The most underrated Beatle and the most musical Monty Python. Can't go wrong in life, love, or sex.
Will I die happy?
answer: Lords of Acid- Out Comes the Evil
interpretation: A heroin overdose. Hmm. Surprising, yet oddly appropriate since theres no reason to presuppose it.
Can you give me some advice?
answer: Refreshments- Banditos
interpretation: I got the pistol, so I'll keep the pesos. Yeah, that seems fair. Oh, and get a fake ID that says Captain Jean Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets. The world really is full of stupid people.
What do you think happiness is?
answer: Everybody Gets Laid Tonight- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Theme
interpretation: Oh yeah. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. I may be an atheist, but damn theres a certain pizzazz to that which just gives my life meaning. The Son of God saving lesbians from vampires and getting body piercings and killing indiscriminately with kung fu powers and the assistance of a masked professional wrestler. Or I guess you could say divine justice makes me happy if you want to be all interpretive about it.
What's my favorite fetish?
answer: James "Superstar" Kochachlka- Keg Party
interpretation: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Woo!!!
AND
My BYOA Ending Will Be...
I Will Be Rich From Selling the Lost Treasure of Solomon On eBay!
You will be rich from selling the lost treasure of Solomon on eBay! After a long and gruling adventure you will return home with the fabled lost treasure of King Solomon and promptly unload it on eBay to a guy in Wala Wala. You'll even get 5% over your reserve price!
What's your BYOA Ending? Find Out Here!
This quiz brought to you by Blog Your Own Adventure
Another fine web programming project by Roy Huggins