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most amusing night of my life.
part 1: sarah and rae pick me up, and rae is plastered. get to the bar, she drinks more, and almost face plants... a lot. chris and i watched dudes hang weights from their balls.
part 2: ryan leach shows up, tells me he's a dangerous man after 9pm, keeps putting his arm around me & pulling me into him, or rubbing my back. keeps making sarah take pictures of he & i, and acts like he's gonna try to be vile... but pusses out. tells me he wants to rip my clothes off (hahahaha what) and keeps saying "you don't even know. you don't even know, do you?". asks me if he can play with my hair, and keeps stroking my head, telling me he has a hair fetish. he leaves, and five minutes later he calls me, "i'm outside, i have a problem. i need your help... will you come home with me?" asks me more than once, and i told him that i didn't think it was a good idea hahaha. ten minutes later, he calls me again and tells me where he's at, and asks what i'm doing... and keeps telling me he doesn't want to go home, or the night to end. creeeeeeeeeepyyyy.
part 3: 30+ year old woman comes to our booth (by this time, sarah had taken rae to the car, because she was entirely too drunk and needed to sleep), and asks us "ladies" for a light... though chris was the only one smoking the entire night. she takes the lighter and asks us how to light a cigarette, because she doesn't smoke? and then keeps asking "DO I LOOK COOL? DO I LOOK COOL? DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK SMART?" so i finally told her it fucking made her look incredible. she then starts talking about our tattoos, and telling sarah and i how crazy we were, and how she has a butterfly tattoo for 9/11. THEN SHE FUCKING GOES "YOU GUYS HAVE HUUUUUUUUUGE BOOBS!!!" hahahahaha what the fuck?
part 4: least amusing part of the evening... we went to get pizza at joe's, morbidly obese man keeps trying to talk to us, and i refused to take off my coat, because he kept asking sarah about her tattoos and wouldn't leave us the fuck alone... all the while, talking to someone on his cell phone about how he was working.
part 4: best thing i've ever seen in my entire goddamn life. sarah and i are walking back to her car, talking about how dudes name hunter are the sketchiest dudes alive, and i notice a fight happening in the parking lot... i see a dude get popped in the face, and taken to the ground, and i kind of chuckle & keep walking. these two girls start running towards them, the fight gets broken up, and the dude that got hit keeps yelling "I WILL NEVER BE AFRAID OF YOU!!!" and something about a motherfucker... and then... the two girls fucking fall completely backwards onto each other. and some dude like 30 feet away yells "STEEEEEEEE-RIKE!!!!" hahahahahahahahaha oh my god.
but now i just smell like cigarette smoke.
part 1: sarah and rae pick me up, and rae is plastered. get to the bar, she drinks more, and almost face plants... a lot. chris and i watched dudes hang weights from their balls.
part 2: ryan leach shows up, tells me he's a dangerous man after 9pm, keeps putting his arm around me & pulling me into him, or rubbing my back. keeps making sarah take pictures of he & i, and acts like he's gonna try to be vile... but pusses out. tells me he wants to rip my clothes off (hahahaha what) and keeps saying "you don't even know. you don't even know, do you?". asks me if he can play with my hair, and keeps stroking my head, telling me he has a hair fetish. he leaves, and five minutes later he calls me, "i'm outside, i have a problem. i need your help... will you come home with me?" asks me more than once, and i told him that i didn't think it was a good idea hahaha. ten minutes later, he calls me again and tells me where he's at, and asks what i'm doing... and keeps telling me he doesn't want to go home, or the night to end. creeeeeeeeeepyyyy.
part 3: 30+ year old woman comes to our booth (by this time, sarah had taken rae to the car, because she was entirely too drunk and needed to sleep), and asks us "ladies" for a light... though chris was the only one smoking the entire night. she takes the lighter and asks us how to light a cigarette, because she doesn't smoke? and then keeps asking "DO I LOOK COOL? DO I LOOK COOL? DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK SMART?" so i finally told her it fucking made her look incredible. she then starts talking about our tattoos, and telling sarah and i how crazy we were, and how she has a butterfly tattoo for 9/11. THEN SHE FUCKING GOES "YOU GUYS HAVE HUUUUUUUUUGE BOOBS!!!" hahahahaha what the fuck?
part 4: least amusing part of the evening... we went to get pizza at joe's, morbidly obese man keeps trying to talk to us, and i refused to take off my coat, because he kept asking sarah about her tattoos and wouldn't leave us the fuck alone... all the while, talking to someone on his cell phone about how he was working.
part 4: best thing i've ever seen in my entire goddamn life. sarah and i are walking back to her car, talking about how dudes name hunter are the sketchiest dudes alive, and i notice a fight happening in the parking lot... i see a dude get popped in the face, and taken to the ground, and i kind of chuckle & keep walking. these two girls start running towards them, the fight gets broken up, and the dude that got hit keeps yelling "I WILL NEVER BE AFRAID OF YOU!!!" and something about a motherfucker... and then... the two girls fucking fall completely backwards onto each other. and some dude like 30 feet away yells "STEEEEEEEE-RIKE!!!!" hahahahahahahahaha oh my god.
but now i just smell like cigarette smoke.